To: AugustWest who wrote (48690 ) 11/4/2003 11:46:48 PM From: X Y Zebra Respond to of 57110 Now imagine life as a short skinny little hippy punk driving an old VW bus! Hmmmmmm I can see the disadvantages... Hippie, old vw bus, long hair.... cops definitively not a good mix... I can relate to the different looks/different treatment experiences... I am certain that the police MUST sense my animosity towards cops/authority... so I do not even attempt to hide it... Once faced with a "citizen's arrest" (what bulshit that was)... two cops were called in because these two dingalings followed me into a store just because they got pissed at me for passing them. A young cop and an old cop showed up... the young one was the zealot, you know, the Kaptain Amerika type with bible in one hand and Swastika in the other arm --oh what surprise-- he asked for my license and the old guy sat with me waiting for what stories these two inbreds would tell the young cop.... my crime... ? I passed these two zombies (on different cars), because they were doing 45 (on a 65 zone) they tried to block me, so I faked to pass them on the right, they went to block me and quickly passed them on the legal side, same trick on both instances... one after the other... DUH ! [Yes, they were father and son, communicating via CB radio. --I 've no idea where the "holy"spirit was -lol]. The father a minister of some small town splinter church of some white supremacist Mongols]... LOL To make a long story short.... I told the old cop: You know, I am really tired of these locals feeling bad because they claim that the newcomers are "taking their land" and buying them all up, leaving nothing for the locals [who are poor and stupid, hence no money to buy anyway... so who cares] So I continued my rant... first of all... you know it takes two to tango, that is to say... one SELLER and one buyer... AND I may add, the seller is one of them "locals"... so why complaint...? We the new newcomers are making you people rich... That is a hell of a lot better than when these so call "locals" were the newcomers... right? I mean to say, when you were the newcomers, you did not ask Tonto how much for his ranch? Right...? You did not ask, you just went ahead and took... Imagine if we the new newcomers were to do the same and put all these bozos in reservations... now that would be a real reason to bitch wouldn't you think?.... Instead... they bitch because I passed them... LOL, of course that is a mere pretext to come and tell me to my face that they do not like me right? Well, tough I am staying.... The older cop, sat there listening to me until I finished and then he asked me in a calm voice.... How many people have you been telling this? I said... anybody that pisses me off with the sob story that the newcomers are the most evil thing that has happened to them lately... As for the ticket.... that young bastard gave me a ticket for reckless driving based on the "citizen's statement” I fought it in court and I won. I was lucky enough to have a third party stop at the scene, right after the two chimpanzees left. This guy told the young cop that he wanted to put a complaint against the two other guys because they almost ran him off the road while these bastards were chasing me... I asked the cop... well, are you going to give them a reckless driving ticket ? he never answer. The above third party statement plus the demeanor of Minister KKK and his inbred son, which were so outrageously and blatantly stupid (I could go on with what happened in court but it would take too long).... my attorney and I were so freaking surprised to what degree can a human being be so utterly stupid... we just sat there listening to these two, the more they said, the more it surprised us [and made us smile]... the judge took all of one second to declare me "not guilty". I was surprised that the judge did not question this young cop as for his reasoning to issue me the "reckless driving" ticket. He dismissed it faster than what it takes you to say "bullshit" So... moi, respect for the cops....? ROFLMAO