To: Neocon who wrote (118776 ) 11/6/2003 5:20:25 PM From: carranza2 Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 281500 This recent spate of demonizing of neoconservatives is so loopy, so utterly disconnected, I can hardly believe that the Leftists promoting it are so stupid....... Yes, indeed. Reminds me of something....NEOCONS -- To the tune of "Eleanor Rigby" 11-07-88 Steve Jackson, Joe Vail, Creede Lambard Neocons.. They put a thing made of tinfoil on top of my door... What is it for? Neocons... Shooting a ray at my cornflakes to make them turn green... What does it mean? The Neocons... They're watching me, I know. The Neocons... They're everywhere I go. Neocons... Doing unspeakable things in the night to a cow... Where are they now? Neocons... Sent an impostor in place of the Popsicle man... What is their plan? The Neocons... They're watching me, I know. The Neocons... They're everywhere I go. Neocons... They cancelled Star Trek, The Fonz, and My Mother, the Car... Are they bizarre? You can't escape them; Even if you take a plane to Nepal or Peru... They'll be there, too... The Neocons... They're watching me, I know. The Neocons... They're everywhere I go. I know that they know all about me... They know that I know all about them... Neocons... Hide their assassins' instructions in newspaper text... Who will be next? They're all around us... Underline every third word in the Times and you'll see... How can it be? The Neocons... They're watching me, I know. The Neocons... They're everywhere I go. They're in the attic and the cellar... Bigger than Hunt or Rockefeller... Neocons... Go through my garbage and count all the pop bottles there... Why do they care? They're out to get me... They're fluoridating my water from their UFO... What do they know? The Illuminati... They're everywhere, I see. The Illuminati... And no one knows but me. Adapted from and with apologies to.....images.google.com