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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Bald Eagle who wrote (496291)11/20/2003 5:52:57 PM
From: TigerPaw  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769670
 
Our president has many important things on his mind.

Pretzels? Fish & CHips?, Whether any of that warm beer comes in low alcohol varieties? Bush's mind is so lightweight that his head would float away if he didn't flap his big ears.

TP



To: Bald Eagle who wrote (496291)11/21/2003 12:51:22 AM
From: Red Heeler  Respond to of 769670
 
Bush's top ten important thoughts today in England:

10. "These clocks are five hours fast."

9. "Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language."

8. "Harry Potter won't return my phone calls."

7. "These folks are so touchy about minor things...like going to war under false pretenses."

6. "They don't know where Saddam is either."

5. "Queen Elizabeth's not half as funny as 'King of Queens.'"

4. "'Big Ben' is just a giant clock?"

3. "Pack a gum costs 2 pounds -- who carries two pounds of money?!"

2. "I've been here for 36 hours and Prince Charles hasn't made a single move on me."

1. "Driving on the left reminds me of my drinking days."