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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (99933)11/22/2003 11:55:05 AM
From: Pogeu Mahone  Respond to of 132070
 
Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black were
sitting in the waiting room at the vet's surgery when they struck up a
conversation.

The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?" The
brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything --the sofa, the
curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I
pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They reckon
it'll calm me down."

The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you
here?" The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig
up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great
big hole in my owner's couch."

So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks
like I'm losing my nuts too." the dejected yellow lab said.

The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you
here?" I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump
the cat, a pillow, the table, postboxes, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and
was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I
hopped on her back and started humping away".

The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts off
for you too, huh?" The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails
clipped."



To: Knighty Tin who wrote (99933)11/22/2003 9:47:21 PM
From: Joan Osland Graffius  Respond to of 132070
 
All,

Don Coxe just came back from Europe and has some interesting observations on Europe and what the institutional investors are doing in Europe. These European investors are still playing in our markets, but are hedging the currency while they play. One thing I had not though about is these investors can not participate in the commodities bull market because the market is not sufficiently large to provide them the liquidity they need. Guess this is what happens when markets go through a 20 year destruction by the bear. He also communicated these folks are thinking about three monetary zones in the world.

jonesheward.com