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To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (49255)	11/26/2003 2:23:52 PM
From: Alan Smithee	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 57110

NANO having a nice day..... So is EGHT

To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (49255)	11/26/2003 2:54:49 PM
From: quote 007	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 57110

it sure is--i bought it earlier today at 13.40--probably dump by end of day

To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (49255)	11/26/2003 3:08:08 PM
From: Sidney Reilly	Respond to of 57110

Twenty-First Century Financial Terms: CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer MBA – Master of Bogus Accounting BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET – An extended period when kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING – The art of buying low, and selling lower. P/E RATIO – The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market goes lower. BROKER – What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POORS – My life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST – The idiot who just downgraded my stock. STOCK SPLIT – When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets between them. FINANCIAL PLANNER – A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION – The day after I buy stocks. CASH FLOW – The movement my money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO – What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker. WINDOWS – What you jump out of when you are the poor sucker above. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR – Last year's investor who is now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT – An archaic word, no longer in use. 401K – Now known as only a 201k.