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To: Skywatcher who wrote (499318)11/26/2003 11:47:54 PM
From: Raymond Duray  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
KARL ROVE TARGETS WHALES

Chris,

You don't understand. The destruction of the whales is a good thing. Can you imagine for just a moment how much food they consume? This is protein of various sorts that rightfully belongs to corporations. We can no longer tolerate the waste of having whales eat all the krill out of the Southern Ocean. We cannot tolerate having the plankton-rich Northern waters sieved by these Hoover-vacuums-on-steroids while there is profit to made by our own giant fleets of corporateā„¢ trawlers.

No, you don't understand. Whales are a strategic enemy of profits. They must be destroyed! And what better way to do it than under the rubric of "national security"? Hell, isn't that the cynical way that GM and Standard Oil's spawn destroyed public transit systems and created the monstrous traffic jams that waste American lives and our wealth? Get with the program. Waste and destruction is what makes America great. The more we waste, the more we destroy, the more irrational our economic choices, the wealthier we become. Don't you see?

Killing the whales is a profit center. Thank God we have the WTO to back us up on the slaughter. Whales are so f*cking wasteful it is almost beyond belief.