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To: Thomas A Watson who wrote (501095)11/30/2003 7:19:26 PM
From: ChinuSFO  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667
 
Did Louisiana Governor elections reach you by radio and Internet? Anyone here is one more for you:

AARP Endorses GOP Medicare Bill – 50,000 Retirees Join in Search of WMDs

11/18/2003 - Steve Tanner

AARP gave its support to the Republican Medicare prescription drug legislation on Monday. This new partnership will set fourth a 7 million dollar advertising campaign funded by the AARP. In return, President Bush agreed to deploy 50k AARP members in what is being call “Operation – You are not old and useless after all.”

This newly developed program will send groups of senior citizens to Iraq. The will assist in the search for weapons of mass destructions which have somehow managed to elude U.S. inspectors.

“We know they are there” Said White House Spokesman Maxwell Pringe. “We were just taking the wrong approach. Senior citizens are highly adaptable to extremely warm climates, they move at a slow pace so they are meticulous and detailed, and we figure our transportation costs will be far lower since we anticipate to be only sending 70% or so back home.”

Military officials fear these newly arriving retirees may cause more grief than good. U.S. Intelligence has uncovered a plot by the Al Qaeda to recruit several hundred senior citizens as suicide bombers. The recruiting started only days after studies showed that a 82 year old behind a 86 Sedan Deville could do far more death and destruction that any truck filled with a 1000 pounds of explosives

brokennewz.com