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Politics : Stockman Scott's Political Debate Porch -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: TigerPaw who wrote (32121)	12/2/2003 8:27:49 PM
From: T L Comiskey	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 89467

A victim of circumstance..? RESUME > > > George W. Bush > > The White House, USA > > > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE > > > LAW ENFORCEMENT: > > > I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 > for driving under > the > > influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, > and had my driver's > > license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving > record has been > "lost" and > > is not available. > > > MILITARY: > > > I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went > AWOL. I refused > to > take a > > drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. > > By joining the Texas > > Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty > in Vietnam. Went > AWOL > > but charges were never pressed, thanks to Daddy. > > > COLLEGE: > > I graduated from Yale University. > > > I was a cheerleader. > > > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: > > > I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. > > > I began my career in the oil business in > Midland, Texas in 1975. > I > bought an > > oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. > The company went > bankrupt > > shortly after I sold all my stock. > > > I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a > sweetheart deal > that > took land > > using taxpayer money. > > > With the help of my father and our right-wing > friends in the oil > industry > > (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected > Governor of Texas. > > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR: > > > I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power > and oil companies, > making > > Texas the most polluted state in the Union. > > > During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles > as the most > smog-ridden city > > in America. > > > I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury > to the tune of > billions > in borrowed money. > > > I set the record for the most executions by any > Governor in > American > > history. > > > With the help of my brother, the Governor of > Florida, and my > father's > > appointments to the Supreme Court, I became > President after losing by > over > > 500,000 votes. > > >ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: > > > I invaded and occupied two countries at a > continuing cost of over > one > > billion dollars per week. > > > I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively > bankrupted the U.S. > Treasury. > > > I shattered the record for the largest annual > deficit in U.S. > history. > > > I set an economic record for most private > bankruptcies filed in > any > 12-month > > period. > > > I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in > the history of > the > > U.S.stock market. > > > I am the first president in U.S. history to > enter office with a > criminal > > record. > > > I set the the all-time record for most days on > vacation in any > one > year > > period. > > > After taking-off the entire month of August 2001, > I presided over > the > worst > > security failure in U.S.history. > > > I am supporting development of a nuclear > "Tactical Bunker > Buster," a > WMD. > > > In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about > our reasons for > attacking > > Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends. > > > I set the record for most campaign fund-raising > trips by a U.S. > president. > > > In my first year in office over 2-million > Americans lost their > jobs > and that > > trend continues every month. > > > I set the all-time record for most foreclosures > in a 12-month > period. > > > I appointed more convicted criminals to > administration than any > president in > > U.S. history. > > > I set the record for least amount of press > conferences than any > president > > since the advent of television. > > > I presided over the biggest energy crisis in > U.S. history and > refused > to > > intervene when corruption involving the oil industry > was revealed. > > > I presided over the highest gasoline prices in > U.S. history. > > > I have cut health care benefits for war veterans > and support a > cut in > duty benefits for active duty troops and their > families -- in war time. > > > I have set the all-time record for most people > worldwide to > simultaneously > > protest me in public venues (15 million people) > shattering the record > for > > protest against any person in the history of > mankind. > > > I've broken more international treaties than any > president in > U.S. > history. > > > I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the > richest of any > > administration in U.S. history. My "poorest > millionaire," Condoleeza > Rice, > > has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. > > > I am the first president in U.S. history to order > an unprovoked, > pre-emptive > > attack and the military occupation of a sovereign > nation. I did so > against > > the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. > citizens, and > the > world > > community. > > > I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the > largest > bureaucracy > in the > > history of the United States government. > > > I am the first president in U.S. history to have > the United > Nations > remove > > the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. > > > I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. > > > I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. > prisoners of war > "detainees" > > and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva > Convention. > > > I am the first president in history to refuse > United Nations > election > > inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election). > > > I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder > for receiving the > most > > corporate campaign donations. > > > My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and > one of my best > friends, > > Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate > bankruptcy fraud in > U.S. > > history. > > > My political party used the Enron private jets > and corporate > attorneys > to > > assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during > my election > decision. > I > > have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton > against > investigation > or > > prosecution. More time and money was spent > investigating the Monica > Lewinsky > > affair than has been spent investigating one of the > biggest corporate > > ripoffs in history. > > > I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after > the World Trade > Center > > attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the > most hated > country in > > the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world > history. > > > I am first president in history to have a > majority of Europeans > (71%) > view > > my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace > and security. > > > I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted > criminals to be > awarded > > government contracts. > > > I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to > bring Osama Bin > Laden > and > > Saddam Hussein to justice. > > > RECORDS AND REFERENCES: > > > All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas > are now in my > father's > > library, sealed, and unavailable for public view. > > > All records of SEC investigations into my > insider trading and my > bankrupt > > companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for > public view. > > > All records or minutes from meetings that I, or > my > Vice-President, > attended > > regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy > and unavailable > for > > public review. > > > Please consider my experience when voting in > 2004. > > >