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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Rick McDougall who wrote (503373)	12/4/2003 12:46:15 AM
From: American Spirit	Respond to of 769667

Bushies don't do diplomacy and want to privatize our international efforts. Right now, it's hard to sell soldiers from uniformed Halliburton and Bectel operatives. The only difference is the Hal and Bectel guys get paid 20 times more and get their own bodyguards.

To: Rick McDougall who wrote (503373)	12/4/2003 12:47:17 AM
From: Skywatcher	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 769667

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and a calculator. Attorney General John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed. They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like x and y , and, although they are frequently referred to as unknowns , we know they really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every angle, and if God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes. Therefore, I m extremely grateful that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are so willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. These statistic bastards love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence. Under the circumferences, it's time we differentiated their root, made our point, and drew the line. These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex. As our former Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of --though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered and the hypotenuse will tighten around their necks.