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To: elmatador who wrote (42495)12/5/2003 2:19:03 AM
From: TobagoJack  Respond to of 74559
 
LOL :0)



To: elmatador who wrote (42495)12/5/2003 3:00:06 AM
From: Snowshoe  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 74559
 
ELMAT CAPITALISM
Rapid intercontinental mass cow migration to optimize seasonal pasture utilization.

DJ CAPITALISM
Free beer on tap in the barn.

SNOWSHOE CAPITALISM
Play favorite cow songs while milking, such as "The Yanks Are Coming", and "Everything I Have is Yours".



To: elmatador who wrote (42495)12/5/2003 3:12:35 AM
From: energyplay  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 74559
 
Okay, I'll bite -

ENERGYPLAY'S CAPITALISM

There are 100 million Cows. You try to get methane capture devices attached to the back end of 40 million of them. You sell them and buy Canadian cows because they are cheaper. You apply for a cow depletion allowance on your taxes.

DALLAS, TEXAS CAPITALISM

You have 4 cows. You put them in 4 cow package program
as recommneded by your vetinarian, who gets a 5 % over ride on all production, and the milkmaid, who gets 10%. You sell 70% in a promoted deal to investors. You have the deal marketed by sales people who can sling the bull.



To: elmatador who wrote (42495)12/5/2003 5:17:22 AM
From: Raymond Duray  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 74559
 
OT OT OT

Excellent observations, Elmat. My hat's off to you! :)

Now, if a pompous windbag like Ray were to toot his own bloviating horn it would read something like this:

RAY'S CAPITALISM
There are billion of cows and they keep making more by the thousands this is spoiling the environment and the Bushistas in yet another miracle of bait & switch flim flam propose a $3 Trillion program to be run as a covert op by private industry beyond GAO or CBO oversight which will perform the necessary rewriting of the basic laws of science, faith based research and creationist development of centralized bovine methane collection facilities which will convert the U.S. from a petroleum based economy to one based on FARTS, Federalized Ante-Rapture Termination Science.