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To: Patricia Trinchero who wrote (504246)12/5/2003 12:56:48 PM
From: JakeStraw  Respond to of 769667
 
Democratic Debate Drinking Game
Get drunk on political discourse!

By June Thomas

Take one drink if:
A candidate mentions an ordinary American by name
A candidate mentions Bill Clinton
A candidate mentions John Ashcroft
A candidate mentions John McCain
A candidate mentions Enron
A candidate mentions Halliburton
A candidate mentions a member of his or her family
A candidate gives out his or her campaign Web site URL
A candidate flourishes a printout of a strategy paper or a bill he or she co-sponsored
A candidate looks into the wrong camera during introductions
A candidate speaks Spanish
A candidate refuses to answer a hypothetical question
A candidate evades the question of whether they'd vote for Bush's $87 billion
A candidate uses the phrase "when I'm president"
A candidate promises to "support our troops"
When John Kerry mentions he served in Vietnam

Take two drinks if:
A candidate says a rival is "wrong"
A candidate says he or she is "surprised" by something a rival says
The camera catches an audience member in mid-yawn

Drain your glass if:
You laugh out loud at a candidate's joke

Finish the bottle if:
The candidates get into a fistfight

Kamikaze version: Take a drink every time a candidate mentions President Bush by name. (Note: This is not recommended if you have to work Friday.)

politicalhumor.about.com



To: Patricia Trinchero who wrote (504246)12/5/2003 2:13:48 PM
From: jim-thompson  Respond to of 769667
 
As Glenn used to sing "bringing in the sheep, bringing in the sheep" when checking the (Pro Net Link) PNLK scam and rubbing elbows with Hillary the same day.