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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: American Spirit who wrote (505854)	12/8/2003 10:43:40 AM
From: JakeStraw	Respond to of 769670

Al Gore Caught Cross Dressing At New York Night Club! Written by Gabby "I'm sorry... It won't happen agian!" - Al Gore Thursday, Al Gore was caught in full "Drag" as he left The Lucky Lady Night Club off of Broadway. He admits to having taken up a job as an "exotic dancer" to cure his depression of loosing the 2000 Presidential Elections. "I can't believe I made it this far without getting caught!" He was quoted as saying. The Lucky Lady Night Club owner, "Sandra B" did not know that "First Lady Jan" (Photo) Was infact Al Gore! "I thought the name was a bit off, but "Jan" Played it well, often comming off of the stage to re-inact what she called "White- House Play time" with customers!" "Sandra B" said in an interview. Shortly after this reporter and Spoof Photographer caught Gore on film leaving the club, Gore was quoted as saying "I'm sorry! I just got so depressed when I lost, I wanted to be good at something, any thing! It won't happen again!" He swore. Washington, D.C. sources say that Gore has several other quirks that could be revieled at any time and that his "job" does not suprise them in the least! "...Al was always doing something... one day he made me go shopping for dainites with him... he was looking for some thongs with daisies on them. I remember he was mad with the clerk at the store because the ones she produced from the back were lace, he wanted silk. I asumed they were for Tipper..." Al Gore is now in hiding, but "Sandra B" says he has not told her he is quitting his job, and therefore she asumes that he will be onstage tomorrow as scheduled! The Lucky Lady Night Club is open from 1:00 p.m. to 3:00 A.m. With Afternoon Specials on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 2:00 P.M.! thespoof.com