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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Skywatcher who wrote (505971)12/8/2003 1:49:23 PM
From: Gordon A. Langston  Respond to of 769667
 
$400,000 Speed Art Museum -- just made a fast buck!
$2,000,000 First Tee program -- next year it will be the
second tee!
$270,000 Sustainable olive production -- way to go Popeye!
$725,000 Please Touch Museum -- (insert your own joke here)
$5,000,000 Kennedy Center/Potomac River Pedestrian and Bike Path
-- hope there are no narrow bridges!
$400,000 Davenport Music History Museum -- Davenport always
comes to mind when we think of Music
$1,800,000 2003 Women's World Cup Tournament -- something to do
with java?
$5,000,000 Project SOCRATES -- next, project Hippocrates
$500,000 Traffic Signal Replacement Program -- with what,
crossing guards?
$2,000,000 Parents Anonymous -- aren't there already enough
of these?
$600,000 Web Wise Kids -- cuz they aint larnin nuthn in skoo.
$800,000 Mammoth (Lakes) Bus Purchase -- it's a big one!
$1,400,000 Translational Genomics Research Institute -- what?
$450,000 Johnny Appleseed Heritage Center, Inc. -- bet the pie
is good!
$750,000 Intelligent Transportation Systems -- then why do they
need my money?
$1,500,000 Operation Streetsweeper -- cleaned up on this one!
$500,000 Bike path, St. Petersburg, Florida -- isn't that special!
$450,000 Trout Genome Mapping -- improved fish sticks!
$500,000 LOVE Social Services -- what the world needs now!
$750,000 Broken Bow rail spur -- that's going to require surgery!
$2,000,000 Tools for Tolerance program, California -- wonder
what they will be "tolerating"?