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To: Mike Buckley who wrote (21765)12/9/2003 5:53:44 AM
From: unclewest  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 22706
 
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood
pressure
or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are
85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there
are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do
the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Saddam
Hussein.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the
14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments. That leaves 1.4
million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in
hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to
do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice!!



To: Mike Buckley who wrote (21765)12/11/2003 11:07:30 AM
From: Apollo  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 22706
 
I've improved to the point of being brain-dead.


I think I must have been brain dead to let Uncle Frank persuade me of the value of repeating the Portfolio Survey. We only have a 1/2 dozen respondents here on the 4th day of the Survey.

Gosh, maybe they're just out doing there Christmas shopping. Yeah, that's probably it; that must be it. I'm sure participation will pick up real soon.

cApollo