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To: kollmhn who wrote (27977)	12/11/2003 11:07:14 AM
From: jim_p	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 206325

A man meets a beautiful brunette and decides he wants to marry her right away. She tells him they don't know anything about each other. He tells her that it's fine ... they can learn about each other as they go along. She consents, they marry ... then leave for their honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning as they are lying by the pool, he gets up, climbs the 10 meter board, and fluidly performs a two and a half tuck full gainer followed by three rotations in a jackknife position, then straightens out and cuts the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he comes back and eases back on his towel. Very excited, she says, "That was incredible!" I used to be an Olympic diving champion," he says. "You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along." The brunette gets up, jumps in the pool, and starts doing laps. After about fifty laps, she climbs back out and lies down on her towel, hardly out of breath. Very excited, he says, ! "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer ?" No," she answers. "I was a hooker in Laredo, Texas, and I worked both sides of the river."

To: kollmhn who wrote (27977)	12/11/2003 2:32:24 PM
From: jrhana	Respond to of 206325

<My name is Susan.> Never under any circumstances ever use names in bed. An example of acceptable bedroom talk: <Oh, baby (sic), it feels so good.>

To: kollmhn who wrote (27977)	12/11/2003 3:00:31 PM
From: energyplay	Respond to of 206325

OT/ Disorder in the court - Thank you, that made my morning. That and TMR being up , and the -111 draw....

To: kollmhn who wrote (27977)	12/11/2003 8:07:59 PM
From: Cogito Ergo Sum	Respond to of 206325

OT Thanks kollmhn. Got some good chuckles over on iHub from that ..

To: kollmhn who wrote (27977)	12/13/2003 7:19:12 PM
From: chowder	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 206325

Guy's Rules ..... Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note: these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up. You need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1 . If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I AM in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this.