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To: IQBAL LATIF who wrote (45316)	12/20/2003 5:24:05 AM
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TRIPOLI/WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Soon after last week joining of Khatami, Assad Junior in the “World Club of ‘now wise’ ex-Presidential delinquents” some in jails others still in power but bound together by the humbling experience of US under Reagan and Bush’s gets a new wise member to the club. The club membership has been ballooning since Bush doctrine has been universally applied. Life long member Noriega, Baba Doc have all welcomed new wise ex-delinquent Gaddafi to the club and have thanked Bush for helping them increase memberships at the fastest rates since the inception of the information age, they give credit to the 'carrot and stick' doctrine that Mr. Bush Jr. has adopted, up goes the stick when a delinquent Presidents screws around too much the stick going up has helped Gaddafi and others become wiser overnight, the therapeutic effects of the stick devised by JFK carefully used in Cuban missile crisis helped Khuruchev to get wiser although in Bays of pigs the stick effect according to McNamara were lost due to traditional appeasement within the Democratic cable. JFK and Bobby were alright on correct use but others around fall short. The stick effects are yet to appear in medical journals pending some more research. After seeing bloodied backside and rip van winkle bushy Osama like beard of a very secular Saddam ‘World Club of now wise ex-Presidential delinquents’ has seen renewed interest from forgotten delinquents, Sudan has shown great interest and some other tyrants are ready to become wiser, Washington has been asked to prepare ‘truth serum and wise medicine’ in ample supplies. The careful adoption dose of wise medicine to be applied around the stick have to be monitored by Mr. Rumsfield and Ms. Rice in the administration applied too much it delays the process of being wise less also bring side effects that are not very helpful for a man to grown wiser. Mr. Rumsfield has grown notoriety around the beltway of applying and calibrating the medicine to the right does but he is keeping his cars close to his chest. Mr. Jesse Jackson abhors the art of defense secretary and calls it like a voodoo strategic art. All liberals join Jackson in condemning the Secretary of Defense, they have asked for congressional hearings for full disclosures form the Secretary. Gaddafi who helped fool around Clinton for a decade for not compensating Lockerbie bomb victims earned his hard earned membership by toeing the line like a small rat and coughing up 10 billion under Bush prodding, after getting a nod of approval has now decided that Libya to Abandon Banned Weapons, Libya, a pariah state for decades, said on Friday it would abandon its weapons of mass destruction programs and allow unconditional inspections, drawing praise from Washington and London for its move toward rejoining the international community. The delinquent Libyan leader Colonel Muammar Gaddafi said that the "wise decision" showed Libya was committed to "building a world free of weapons of mass destruction and all sorts of terrorism." The rate of decline of wise delinquent Presidents club membership in the third world has been highest under great liberal era of Clinton and Carter, both used to appeasement and caving in gave into Khomeini terror technique in Tehran and Omar/Osama hard line towards US. The delinquent wise man club has demanded that all future presidents should have a stick and a carrot, and the stick should be determined to be used, one member still sought after actively is Mullah Omar the fugitive leader of Afghanistan living in a cave some where. Basher al Assad has applied in and Saddam has been made life member after his great quote to Rubie son after his capture, he was asked by the opposition leader and now a Iraqi Governing council member that we did not he fight in the hole, he could have down as a hero by firing a single bullet, he looked at the two guarding American soldiers and told Rubie would you fight them, both man had a great laugh. The wise answer in opinion of Noriega speaking from his hole somewhere in a Panamanian jail would have been wiser and would have definitely earned a place for Saddam in ‘now wise ex-Delinquent President’ hall of fame if he could have understood this well just before the war began. However as the name of the organization suggests this does not happen to qualify one need to be wise now and delinquent before, all members possess this quality in ample. The liberals/socialist rainbow is demanding from Bush Jr. that the organization office in the basement of Pentagon may be permanently closed as they key allies in their future war against global icons of capitalism. siliconinvestor.com