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Politics : Bush-The Mastermind behind 9/11? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Skywatcher who wrote (4673)	12/22/2003 7:06:36 PM
From: Raymond Duray	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 20039

Oh, that Ed... <vbg> Don't you pay him no never mind. He's just a joke. Not a good one, mind you. Well, not even a funny one. Which reminds me, did I ever tell you the one about how smart the Texas Highway Patrol is? Seems that during the big DUI Dragnet, a Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular Crawford bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying his keys on five other cars, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away. The Patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise the man blew a 0.00! The Patrolman was dumbfounded! "This equipment must be broken!" exclaimed the Patrolman. "I doubt it," said the drunk, "tonight I'm the Designated Decoy!"