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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: PartyTime who wrote (514953)	12/23/2003 1:32:31 PM
From: jlallen	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769670

Huh? "manage quip"???

To: PartyTime who wrote (514953)	12/23/2003 6:10:45 PM
From: PROLIFE	Respond to of 769670

THANK YOU HILLARY-----THIS IS JOURNALISM? By: William Kaliher Note to Readers: Forensic scientists have determined Kaliher had no hand in killing Cock Robin. Dear Mrs. Clinton: The nation once again owes you a debt of gratitude. Many people only see the evil associated with you and your husband. They obviously haven't looked deep enough to appreciate the true HRC (Hillary Rodham Clinton or Her Royal Crackpot). Yes, Senator, I noticed what you saved the nation from on Sunday December 7, 2003. I was so impressed I decided to devote my entire column to the experience and to salute you. I was in my boxer shorts ready to alternately watch ABC's George Stephanopolous and NBC's Tim Russert. Two of the socialist media's most highly trained and contemptible acolytes. Did I mention I used to be into S&M? As a masochist, I find watching the socialist media far more painful and equally as degrading as participating in weird sex with a Democrat. So there I was in my blue boxers, the ones with the harpooned, flopping whale on them, all tuned in. Little did I realize you should be nicknamed "Giggles" until I heard you laugh your way through the Sunday morning propaganda telecasts. But, I digress, and must return to Giggles Clinton saving the nation from an unexpected spectacle. There they were, two heroes of the socialist media standing like pylons against a tide of facts, beaming, youthful George Stephanopolous and pudgy Timmy Russert, rooting their candidate on - I mean interviewing Giggles Clinton. I was amazed that George or Tim didn't roll all over the floor and wet themselves in Hillary's august presence. Still, each man contained their quivering sufficiently to continue begging. Not even once did Giggles have to reach down and rub one of their bellies. The American public got to witness such unbiased, untainted, down-the-middle reporting - or was it questioning - no it was begging - as has rarely been seen as Stephanopolous and Russert constantly cajoled Giggles to enter the presidential race. Among Stephanopolous' fantasies was a pollster telling Hillary the only way for the Democrats to win would be for her to accept the nomination. When Giggles lectured, "George, that's not going to happen," ABC 's ace Democrat operative squealed, "That's not a no! It could happen!" Oh what high drama! What grand television it was to witness Stephanopolous' and witless Russert's cheerleading. If only the Cowboy's cheerleaders had loaned them a couple of pom-poms. Neither man would allow himself to be out-sycophanted by the other. Russert's fantasies were every bit as bizarre as George's. He came up with a deadlocked convention that turned to Hillary. It was difficult counting, but many viewers think Russert managed to encourage Giggles to run more times than George did. Among the ten times Russert begged were such jewels as: * "So no matter what happens, absolutely, categorically, no?" * "But you would never accept the nomination in 2004?" * "I think the door is opening a bit!" It was obviously a close contest between these paragons of pseudo-journalism, but Russert finally weaseled ahead --- with Teutonic help. That's right, he didn't limit his imploring Giggles to only English. Mr. Russert had a German interview of Giggles translated into English. (My God, can the man really believe we don't get enough of Hillary in English? Does he actually believe he needs to give us her opinion via a Deutsche translation?) Yes, Hillary I thank you for saving the nation from a mortifying experience. There they were, Stephanopolous and Russert, those impartial television personalities, titillated beyond a left-winger's capacity at being in your presence. I marveled that despite the energy, the electricity pulsating through them during the interviews you maintained enough professionalism not to collapse when those hairy, macho bastards invaded your space. I was aware you knew both Mr. Russert and Mr. Stephanopolous had done post-doctoral work studying Dr. Jocelin Elders' many treatises on masturbation. With the passion, the super-charged atmosphere there is little doubt had you said, "Yes, I would accept the Democrat nomination," all hell would have erupted on American television. Men and women, as well as children passing through the room, would have been treated to a television first. In their heightened mood there would have been George or Tim rolling around on the floor, jerking off and sighing "Yes, yes, yes baby. The Goddess is running!" New ground would have been broken on American television that Larry Flint, Phil Donahue and myself would have certainly admired. Admittedly much of puritanical America would have been shocked. Those damned Republicans, and especially the Christians among them, would have frowned on George pulling his meat or Tim hammering tiny Tim to his heart's content while spewing forth accolades concerning your acceptance. Bless you Giggles for just saying no and sparing half the nation a public left-wing climax. "Published originally at EtherZone.com : republication allowed with this notice and hyperlink intact."

To: PartyTime who wrote (514953)	12/24/2003 9:24:39 AM
From: PROLIFE	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769670

while you are harping about Foxnews, how about the reporters to get the : BAGHDAD BOB AWARD FOR PARROTING ENEMY PROPAGANDA: First Place Diane Sawyer: “I read this morning that he’s [Saddam Hussein] also said the love that the Iraqis have for him is so much greater than anything Americans feel for their President because he’s been loved for 35 years, he says, the whole 35 years.” Dan Harris in Baghdad: “He is one to point out quite frequently that he is part of a historical trend in this country of restoring Iraq to its greatness, its historical greatness. He points out frequently that he was elected with a hundred percent margin recently.” – ABC’s Good Morning America, March 7.