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To: Bucky Katt who wrote (16693)12/24/2003 12:37:32 PM
From: xcr600  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 48461
 
ho ho ho!! sweet trade. Nice little xmas bonus. congrats



To: Bucky Katt who wrote (16693)12/24/2003 12:52:00 PM
From: Baton  Respond to of 48461
 
Merry Christma$ ! You deserve it after all the help you have given here.
Baton



To: Bucky Katt who wrote (16693)12/24/2003 6:18:58 PM
From: Skywatcher  Respond to of 48461
 
Subject: President George Bush

President George Bush was on a trip to several European countries. While
visiting England, he is invited to tea with the Queen.

He asks her what her leadership philosophy is.



She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.



He asks how she knows if they are intelligent.



"I do so by asking them the right questions" says the Queen. "Allow
me to demonstrate."



The Queen phones Tony Blair, puts him on the speaker pho! ne and says,
"Mr Prime Minister, please answer this question for me: Your mother has a
child, your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or
sister. Who is it?"



Tony Blair responds, "It's me, m'am"



"Correct, thank you and goodbye sir" says the Queen

She hangs up and says "Did you get that, Mr. President?"



"Yes, 'm'am, thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"



Upon returning home, he decides he'd better put some of his old
friends to the test.


He calls Dick Cheney first and says, "Hi Dick, I wonder if! you can
answer a question for me?"

"Why of course, Mr. President, What's on your mind?"



"Well your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"



Cheney hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get
back to you?"



Bush agrees and Cheney hangs up.



Cheney immediately calls members of his staff and they puzzle over
the question for several hours but nobody can come up with the answer.
Finally, in desperation Cheney calls Colin Powell at the State Department
and explains his problem.



"Now look here, Colin, your mother has a child, your father has a
child, and this child is not your brother or your sister, Who is it?"



Powell answers immediately "It's me of course, you idiot"



Much relieved, Cheney rushes back to call Bush and exclaims, "I know
the answer sir, I know who it is!! It's Colin Powell!!"



And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair!"

;-)

MERRY TO ALL
CC



To: Bucky Katt who wrote (16693)12/25/2003 12:46:13 AM
From: KonKilo  Respond to of 48461
 
Nice!

Merry Christmas, WJ and all.