To: elpolvo who wrote (31176 ) 12/29/2003 8:41:28 PM From: coug Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 104155 Well elpolvo, (har har har) I see you are raisin money for wells.. So when I read this, I thought what can I pledge? a. A dollar for every quail that I feed in the yard daily. b. A dime for everytime the dog wants to go out in 24 hours. c. A dollar for every kiss I get on New Years eve.. d. A dollar for everytime, my dog kisses me on NYE.. e. A dollar everytime a strange pretty woman smiles at me by next Monday . f. A dime for everytime my dog smiles at me tonight. g. $10.00 for everytime I get laid by next Monday.. h. A dollar for everytime my dog wants to la... whoops got off topic.. i. $10.00 for every inch of new snow, we got in the last 24 hours.. j. $10.00 for every inch I've ... whoops off topic again. k. $100.00 for everytime, a pretty, strange, smiling woman, followed by 100 quail and a smiling dog comes trudging up to my door through 10 inches of snow, and asking about that 10 inches and a "partridge in a pear tree and wondering about those 10 "lays" Well again, I don't know anything about ALL that above stuff, about birds in fruit tree, laying stuff, laying peoples, smiling dogs and womens wanting lays, etc.. . So I won't pledge against that stuff, because ALL that ABOVE stuff would CERTAINLY break me..... So We, Me and that pretty strange woman or that strange pretty woman will pledge AT LEAST a dollar for every point the COUGS score tomorrow night in the Holiday Bowl against them there Leghorns.. You ought get those Loghorns to do the same.. Hells, bells, wells.. that ought to make that Fuskie sponser of this great cause, vote for a landslide for the Cougs for once.. <VBG>.. Oh BTW, how the Hell do you guys "build a well" ? I always thought you drilled a well.. Or in the old days, dug one.. I always thought, You build "up".. You drill "down" .. Unless these are magic wells, catching the water from the heavens as it comes down.. But one thing I do know, the water they provide Is a gift from heaven to those great people, even if it comes from a "built well" in the ground.. And so here's to Scott and Yen as I lift a glass of Merlot in this cyber toast to them and ALL the good THEY DO.. Blow em out Cougs.. Let's raise some bucks and some fuc..whoops OT again.. :) c