To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (517686 ) 12/31/2003 8:20:34 AM From: Johannes Pilch Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769670 Aw now c'mon. Leftists are a ball to be around. Quite some time ago some leftist acquaintances invited me to see this 'really great movie that would require you to alter your notions of sexuality.' I figured "what the hay?" The movie was "The Crying Game". I had never seen it. So I hadn't a clue what to expect. But I knew these folks, like all leftists, were fairly dishonorable. So, I determined to concentrate almost wholly upon the movie's technicals, betraying not a single emotion and refusing to attach myself to the characters (as otherwise I usually try to do). :a bit of a spoiler below: I felt the exact moment when the character of the most vital importance to the leftists appeared. The leftists continually took sly glances at me to see if I was engaged. I was a stone. But because of their responses I began to focus on this particular character whenever it appeared. And it soon became evident to me what was happening. I eventually just blurted out that 'something's wrong with that woman. She looks weird. Too feminine, too affected. Real women are more like guys. We got a homo on our hands here.' I'm not usually that boorish, but I knew it would cause a ruckus in the hen-house and I wanted to watch. I told them to calm themselves and at least allow me finish the movie. When the movie revealed its leftist deception and ended, I shrugged, told them it was good, that the black guy (Forest Whitaker) was one of the best actors I have ever seen, and that Sodomites were still sinning against God and nature. We had a fabulous time. I love myself some leftists.