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Politics : Impeach George W. Bush -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: S. maltophilia who wrote (24302)1/1/2004 8:33:42 AM
From: jttmab  Respond to of 93284
 
Wonder what Ashcroft & Ridge get to perform?

Not sure about Ashcroft. But Ridge was busy with other things. Where was Santa's flight plan? Verifying that Santa was avoiding protected air space. Notifications to Santa requiring an armed marshall had to be on board. Proper certifications that all tariffs and custom duties were paid.....It was a huge problem that Santa made a very brief stop in the mid-East prior to coming to the US. Santa had to explain that one big time. Was the sleigh's storage compartment under his control at all times? Did anyone ask him to carry packages? Then there were the elves that were on board.....packages weren't allowed to be wrapped until Santa had cleared customs. Did he really need all those elves for wrapping? What background checks did Santa conduct on the elves?

A busy, busy night for Ridge.

jttmab