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BY JAMES TARANTO Friday, January 2, 2004 1:45 p.m. EST
Shut Up, the Former Enron Adviser Explained
The election year has dawned, and former Enron adviser Paul Krugman, tribune of the Angry Left, has a message for Democrats who don't share his madness: Shut up already!
Krugman likens almost all the Democratic presidential candidates to Ralph Nader:
The Democratic Party has its own internal spoilers: candidates lagging far behind in the race for the nomination who seem more interested in tearing down Howard Dean than in defeating George Bush. . . .
Some of Mr. Dean's rivals have launched vitriolic attacks that might as well have been scripted by Karl Rove. And I don't buy the excuse that it's all about ensuring that the party chooses an electable candidate. . . .
Let me suggest a couple of ground rules. First, while it's O.K. for a candidate to say he's more electable than his rival, someone who really cares about ousting Mr. Bush shouldn't pre-emptively surrender the cause by claiming that his rival has no chance. Yet Mr. Lieberman and Mr. Kerry have done just that. To be fair, Mr. Dean's warning that his ardent supporters might not vote for a "conventional Washington politician" was a bit close to the line, but it appeared to be a careless rather than a vindictive remark.
More important, a Democrat shouldn't say anything that could be construed as a statement that Mr. Bush is preferable to his rival. Yet after Mr. Dean declared that Saddam's capture hadn't made us safer--a statement that seems more justified with each passing day--Mr. Lieberman and, to a lesser extent, Mr. Kerry launched attacks that could, and quite possibly will, be used verbatim in Bush campaign ads. (Mr. Lieberman's remark about Mr. Dean's "spider hole" was completely beyond the pale.)
So here's the Krugman strategy for beating President Bush: Nominate a candidate who (1) thinks Osama bin Laden may be innocent, (2) wishes Saddam Hussein were still in power, (3) wants to raise taxes through the roof, and (4) says that "dealing with race is about educating white folks." And while you're at it, divide the party by angrily attacking any Democrat who has the temerity to point out that Emperor Dean has no clothes. It sounds like a great way to build a majority coalition--for the GOP.
A Taxonomic Clarification We've written a lot about the Angry Left, but it occurs to us that we may need to refine our taxonomy a bit. First of all, not all Democrats are members of the Angry Left, though there is considerable overlap between the two groups. More interestingly, not all angry Democrats are members of the Angry Left. What prompts us to make this observation is a column earlier this week by the Washington Post's E.J. Dionne, in which he argues that hatred of President Bush is a "rational response":
Bush didn't want to be Dwight D. Eisenhower, a nonpartisan leader who unified the country without being much help to his party. . . . Bush wanted to realign the country and create a Republican majority for bold conservative policies at home and abroad.
And so, even as he was shoveling money out the door for national defense and new engagements abroad, Bush went for more tax cuts for the wealthy. He moved from Afghanistan to Iraq and ridiculed Democrats who held off on full endorsement of the war against Saddam Hussein pending strong United Nations support. In September 2002, shortly before the midterm elections, Bush mocked such Democrats as saying, according to Bush: "Oh, by the way, on a matter of national security, I'm going to wait for somebody else to act."
And just before the elections, Bush went after Democrats for their stand on the homeland security bill, turning the very ground on which bipartisanship had been built into an electoral battlefield.
Republicans won in 2002, but Bush lost most Democrats forever. Conservative critics of "Bush hatred" like to argue that opposition to the president is a weird psychological affliction. It is nothing of the sort. It is a rational response to getting burned.
What Dionne describes isn't really a rational response; it is an emotional one--but one that sane people can comprehend: Democrats are angry because they lost. Fair enough. But for the real Angry Left--call them the Krugman Democrats, to distinguish them from the Dionne Democrats--Bush hatred really is a weird psychological affliction. These people aren't just sore about losing; they inhabit a paranoid fantasy world in which civil liberties are under assault, dissent is being repressed, and a Jewish cabal is pulling the president's strings.
Last weekend found us in a bar near Phoenix populated by Angry Left types. (We were visiting an old friend who, alas, has fallen in with a dubious crowd.) One guy demanded that we prove the Bush administration isn't Nazi Germany all over again. Such tinfoil-hat ravings can be found in the pages of major newspapers, and not only in Krugman's column. Here's one screed that appeared the other day in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer ("intelligent as a post"):
Pending is Patriot Act II, the Domestic Security Enhancement Act, to legalize indefinite detention without charges, to end court-imposed limits to spying on religious and political organizations and to withdraw citizenship for civil disobedience.
Constitutional lawyers claim the First Amendment is violated by letting the FBI investigate those engaged in free expression, free association and unfettered practice of religion. The Fourth Amendment is violated by intrusive surveillance without probable cause, infringing privacy of targeted individuals. Human rights to moral order are maimed as aliens are tried in military tribunals able to impose death sentences without appeal.
Ponder even more zealous implementation by Attorney General John Ashcroft should the United States be attacked by terrorists with a nuclear weapon.
The prospect of terrorists nuking America doesn't seem to bother this author--except inasmuch as it might lead to "even more zealous implementation" of measures designed to prevent such an eventuality! The same author complains that "the military-industrial-congressional complex controls half the national budget and subverts priorities preferred by the electorate." Back in the real world, as blogger Edward Morrissey notes, Congress controls the entire federal budget.
Dionne concludes with a bit of wishful thinking: "Democrats are so hungry to beat Bush that they will let their nominee do just about anything, even be pragmatic and shrewd. . . . Watch for the appearance of the new, pragmatic Howard Dean, the doctor with an unerring sense of his party's pulse." But Dionne notwithstanding, a significant portion of the Democratic electorate could stand to see a psychiatrist.
Dean has done as well as he has precisely because--as we argued last March--he is in tune with his party's bitter mood. Let's concede Dionne's point that some Dems are bitter without being insane. With the Republican Party united behind President Bush, how is Dean going to continue stoking his party's anger while appealing to the center, people who by and large don't hate Bush?
Vote for Me, I'm a Chump--II "Five Democratic Presidential candidates voted for the No Child Left Behind Act as members of Congress," reports the Manchester (N.H.) Union Leader. "Now they complain they were victims of a legislative bait and switch, tricked into supporting a sweeping reform bill they say is underfunded by the Bush administration."
Hmm, this sounds an awful lot like John Kerry's explanation of why he voted for war in Iraq. President Bush "misled every one of us," the haughty, French-looking Massachusetts Democrat, who by the way served in Vietnam, said in June. To paraphrase the first Republican president, you can fool some of the people some of the time, but President Bush can fool all of these guys all of the time.
Kerry's War on Cancer The Boston Globe asked John Kerry "if his successful bout with prostate cancer affected his outlook on life." Here's the answer (ellipses in original):
The cancer, frankly, was--it's strange. I think it's a reflection of the experience that I went through in Vietnam, that I didn't feel particularly threatened. That I felt: "I'm going to conquer this." And it's why I had a confidence that I could run for president, even trying to do it. Now, in honesty, I remember sitting there through Christmas [2002], surfing through the Internet, trying to read--get some books and figure out every alternative that there was and think through what it meant to me and what my options were with respect to it. . . .
But attitudinally, which is really what the question is about, I've always said that those of us who came back from Vietnam, we sort of have this saying that "Every day is extra." And I think there's always been a feeling in me that that's a very liberating experience, that, you know, because of Vietnam, you kind of feel, "Hey, let the chips fall where they may. Speak your mind, say what you have to do, go out and do it."
And in fact when we screwed around in Vietnam, which we often did, and were tempting, you know, getting in trouble for one reason or another, we always used to look at each other and say, "Well, what the hell can they do to us? Send us to Vietnam?"
Wow, is this guy a war hero or what? Even his prostate served in Vietnam.
Good News Watch Well, it seems Howard Dean was lying--at least in the sense that Bush haters use the term when speaking of the president--when he said Saddam Hussein's capture didn't make Americans safer. "After suffering a month-high toll of 83 deaths in November, the U.S. military reported fewer than half that number--38--in December," reports the Washington Times. In a New Year's Eve briefing, Brig. Gen. Martin Dempsey, who commands the Army's First Armored Division, said the number of attacks has "absolutely gone down" since Saddam's capture.
Meanwhile, CNN reports that Chicago remains "America's murder capital," with 599 homicides in 2003--a hair under 50 a month. America must send in the U.N. and pull out of the quagmire that is Illinois!
The World's Smallest Violin
From the marble mansions of Baghdad, Saddam Hussein's in-laws are leading the world's least likely human rights organisation, as families of the coalition's 55 most wanted men band together to appeal for fair treatment for them," reports London's Daily Telegraph.
"We do not even know where our relatives are being held," Mustapha Kamal Mustapha Abdallah al-Sultan, whose father is Saddam's son-in-law and was secretary of the Republican Guard. Boo freaking hoo. But Saef Fadil Mahmoud, whose father is No. 47 on the most-wanted list, puts things in a little perspective: "At least with the Americans I know I will see my father again, that he will not simply disappear."
One Can Hope "Chirac Makes Unemployment the Priority of 2004"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 31
Mommy, Mike's Hitting Me! "New York Mayor Hits Times Square Celebration Critics"--headline, Reuters, Dec. 31
Prepare for Takeoff "The federal security director at Philadelphia International Airport has been placed on leave while authorities investigate an undisclosed allegation of wrongdoing," the Associated Press reports. Among the allegations: "hiring a former exotic dancer to supervise screeners at the airport." She must've been the one who took dollar tips for frisking passengers.
Post Haste We were slightly unfair in our item yesterday about the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. We noted that the paper's "Passages" article, which honored, among others, terror advocate Rachel Corrie, did not pay tribute to any of the U.S. servicemen who died in Afghanistan or Iraq. It turns out the paper ran a different article the same day that listed the seven fallen soldiers and one Marine from Washington state, as well as five other dead soldiers with "local connections."
The only surviving relative quoted in the piece, however, is one soldier's father who says he and his wife "didn't feel the war in Iraq was necessary."
Trudeau's Stock Falls What's going on with the Doonesbury comic strip? All this week it's been running with a story line about a character who's taken a bath in the stock market. "Great! I'm 66 years old, a successful lawyer, and I still can't afford to retire!" she exclaims in Monday's strip. "Our portfolio is down 20% so far this year! 20%! How can this be happening to us!"
How indeed? Here is how the three major stock indexes performed in 2003:
Index 2002 close 2003 close % change Dow Jones Industrials 8341.63 10453.92 +25.3% S&P 500 879.82 1111.92 +26.4% Nasdaq 1335.51 2003.37 +50.0%
Here's a possible explanation: The table of contents over at Slate, which publishes the strip, lists "Today's Doonesbury Flashback Strip." It seems Garry Trudeau is on vacation. But you'd think he'd have picked substitute strips that don't make him look quite so out of date.
Where's the Beef? On Limbaugh's Plate. "Mad Cow Case Not Creating Vegetarian Rush"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 1
What Would We Drink Without Experts?
"Expert: Best Hangover Remedy Is to Abstain From Drinking"--headline, Capital Times (Madison, Wis.), Dec. 31
"Experts: One Good Hangover Remedy Is Time"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 31
So Much for 'The Late Great Planet Earth' "In a phenomenon that has scientists puzzled, the Earth is right on schedule for a fifth straight year."--Associated Press, Jan. 1
Not Too Brite--CXXXI "A New Mexico couple returned home from a week-long vacation to find the legs of a dead man dangling from their ceiling," Reuters reports from Santa Fe.
Oddly Enough!
(For an explanation of the "Not Too Brite" series, click here.)
Great Moments in European Civilization "France witnessed an orgy of vandalism as rioters set more than 300 cars ablaze, in what has become something of a New Year tradition," the Scotsman reports. "By 3am on New Year's Day, 192 people had been arrested, including several dozen in Paris, where youths clashed with police on the Champs Élysées, smashing shop windows and injuring several officers."
Meanwhile, "celebrations in New York passed off without incident"--apart, we assume, from Mayor Bloomberg's pugilism.
Look, we're not the slightest bit ethnocentric, and we're the first to admit there are a few things to admire about French culture: the food, the wine, the tolerant attitude toward smoking. But for crying out loud, apart from these few bright spots, people over there are barbarians! No wonder they saw a kindred spirit in Saddam Hussein.
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