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To: epicure who wrote (5350)1/3/2004 1:30:09 PM
From: tsigprofit  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 20773
 
I tend to agree with you. I will unblock Glenn. If the postings start to be out of bounds (if there are any here) - someone please let me know - and we can address it then.

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To: epicure who wrote (5350)1/4/2004 2:49:16 AM
From: Raymond Duray  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 20773
 
the stupid one liner folks,

Well then how about the smart one liner folks like blandbutmarvelous.

Or was that boringbutbilious?

I can never get his screen name quite right-wingless enough.
Tiring of one liners yet? You will soon.....

Those of us old enough to remember the old Hollywood Squares Game will appreciate these excerpts from the show during the 1970's.

Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be
at least how high?
A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes...

Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you
probably a man or a woman?
A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party
and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come
out directly and ask him if he's married?
A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you
get older?
A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to
say "I love you"?
A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and
a twenty.

Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less
with your hands while you are talking?
A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question,
Peter, ...and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!

Q: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are
you going to get any during your first year?
A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy
growing strawberries!

Q: In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects
at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give
birth to?
A: Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of
the dark.