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To: Orcastraiter who wrote (520630)1/7/2004 12:45:19 AM
From: jim-thompson  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769667
 
Leftist communist liberals should only read this after they have had a couple of snorts.>>

The NEW Articles of the Constitution

The following has been attributed to State Representative
Mitchell Kaye from GA.

PREAMBLE
We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
everyone get along, restore some resemblance of justice, avoid
any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior,
and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our
great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to
ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the
terminally whiny, guilt ridden, and delusional. We hold these
truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused
by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No
Rights.

ARTICLE I
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other
form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire
them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II
You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is
based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just
you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a
different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably
always will be .... and like the rest of us, you need to simply deal
with it.

ARTICLE III
You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect
the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives
independently wealthy by telling them they didn't warn you not to
stick the screwdriver in your eye.

ARTICLE IV
You do not have the right to free food and housing.. Americans
are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help
anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing
generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who
achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of
professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V
You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice,
but from the looks of public housing, we should be wary of
public health care or public anything.

ARTICLE VI
You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you
kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be
surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair
(yes, capital punishment).

ARTICLE VII
You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob,
cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't
be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a
place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color
TV, pool tables, weight rooms, or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII
You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have
a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect
you to take advantage of the opportunities of part time jobs,
education and vocational training laid before you to make
yourself useful.

ARTICLE IX
You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means
that you have the right to PURSUE happiness--which by the way,
is a lot easier if you are not encumbered by an overabundance of
idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the
Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X
This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are
from. We welcome you here. English is our language and like the
one you left behind, we also have a culture. Learn it or go back to
the country and the living conditions you were fleeing.

If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and
nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it is about
time common sense is allowed to flourish -- just call it "The Age
of Reason Revisited."



To: Orcastraiter who wrote (520630)1/7/2004 12:48:41 AM
From: stockman_scott  Respond to of 769667
 
How the War Machine is Driving the US Economy

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To: Orcastraiter who wrote (520630)1/7/2004 8:27:29 AM
From: PROLIFE  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667
 
So what is the problem if he does use it for PR? You think a Dem never uses anything for PR? What about Kerry announcing(for the second time) his bid to run, using a carrier as a backdrop? Or Dean dragging some poor working man up on the stage and hold his hand over his head? The men/women of the carrier LOVED the landing by President Bush, that much was plain to see, and THEIR mission WAS accomplished. GOOD JOB!!

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