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To: Don Hurst who wrote (521955)1/10/2004 7:27:56 PM
From: goldworldnet  Respond to of 769670
 
When Clinton finally finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven...

"And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter.

"It's me, Bill Clinton, formerly the President of the United States and Leader of the Free World."

"Oh...Mr....... President! What may I do for you?" asks St. Peter.

"I'd like to come in," replies Clinton.

"Sure," says the Saint. "But first, you have to confess your sins. What bad things have you done in your life?"

Clinton bites his lip and answers, "Well, I tried marijuana, but you can't call it 'dope-smoking' because I didn't inhale. There were inappropriate extramarital relationships, but you can't call it 'adultery' because I didn't have full 'sexual relations.' And I made some statements that were misleading, but legally accurate, but you can't call it 'bearing false witness' because, as far as I know, it didn't meet the legal standard of perjury."

With that, St. Peter consults the Book of Life briefly, and declares, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you somewhere hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there indefinitely, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And when you enter, you don't have to abandon all hope, just hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."

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To: Don Hurst who wrote (521955)1/12/2004 10:54:42 PM
From: jim-thompson  Respond to of 769670
 
Yep, I am real stupid for being overjoyed that Rump Master Jamie Allred described below is going to prison for 60 years for sexually assaulting a disabled teen. You gots enough sexual deviates running around that like to do that kind of nasty stuff, so why in the heck would he go after a 14 year old boy?

Man gets 60 years for sexually assaulting disabled teen
Associated Press

Associated Press

BROWNWOOD - A man was sentenced to 60 years in prison for sexually assaulting a teenager with cerebral palsy.

Jurors decided on the sentence for Jamie Allred on Friday, the day after finding him guilty of aggravated sexual assault of the 14-year-old son of one of his former girlfriends. Allred, 32, faced a sentence ranging from probation to life in prison.

The boy testified during the trial that Allred sexually assaulted him in April and two previous times at his home, where Allred had been living with the family.

Jurors heard testimony that DNA evidence from Allred was found on the boy's underwear.

Allred testified that he had picked up the underwear from a pile of dirty clothes, wiped himself and threw it back on the floor. Allred told jurors the family's washing machine was broken and that the teen had to wear soiled clothes, a claim the boy's mother denied.