soapbox alert from congress.org- dubya SotU recap....(somebody had fun writing this)
Dubya's 'State of the Union' SCREED ...
Cheney, Rice & Rove's Mendacious Neo-Orwellian Propaganda
Dubya's 'State of the Union' Screed ...
... Summary of Bush's Talking Points ...
ON FOREIGN POLICY
* Dubya's brute force "you're with us or against us" neo-con attacks against our "enemies" are going to be shoved up your a*ses ...
* America supports me (Dubya) because I just repeat the mantra "9/11 ... 9/11 ... 9/11 ... 9/11 ... 9/11 ..." over and over and over again, and I can attack anybody (like Saddam Hussein) even if they have nothing to do with 9/11 ...
* Nobody is asking about Osama bin Forgotten (who was responsible for 9/11), so I (Dubya) ain't gonna' mention his name or the growth of Al Qaida's terrorist network ...
* Diplomacy doesn't work ... Takes too long & I (Dubya) want my wars NOW ... Anyone who proposes diplomacy is looking backwards not forwards towards pre-emptive wars that I intend to wage whenever I want, on whatever pretext I see fit (whether it is the truth or not) ...
* You must become a "democracy" Dubya-style, or we (the neo-cons) are going to invade you ...
* To hell with the International Community: if they don't like whatever the hell I (Dubya) want to do, whenever the hell I want to do it, to hell with 'em ...
* Our friends and allies are those who lay-down, open their legs and let themselves be raped by our (Dubya's) corporate cronies ...
* Our friends and allies believe whatever I (Dubya) say, even if it isn't the truth ...
* Invading Iraq was a great idea, because Saddam Hussein 'maybe, might possibly' have fantasized about WMDs ... and as such, 'maybe he might possibly' have one day, gotten 'em ... After all, what's the difference between having WMDs and fantasizing about having WMDs? ...
* Thanks to the military for the courage and character to DIE for me (Dubya) ... Hell, Dubya & his cronies don't have to go fight & DIE ...
* Dubya panders to the military in order to ensure that they'll support him in November ... Plenty of money for the military industrial complex ... To hell with the American people's standard-of-living ...
* We (neo-cons) are going to put hundreds of millions of taxpayers dollars into propaganda TV & Radio in the Middle East to tell 'em how wonderful the "freedom" to be raped by our corporate cronies really is ...
* Beware if you don't worship me (Dubya) ... Or, I'm gonna' get you ... I'm gonna' shove my neo-con pre-emptive doctrine up your a*ses ... smirk-smirk-smirk
ON HOMELAND SECURITY
* Pass the Patriot Acts ... I'm (Dubya) getting damned tired of criticism and want to sic my attack-dogs on you ...
* We (Ashcroft) are going to track your movements ...
* The way we protect you is to attack any country or nation, anytime we want (Dubya ain't investing here at home in firemen, immigration officers, border control and/or police, inside our own borders) ...
* I'm (Dubya) gonna' shove the Patriot Acts up your a*ses ...
* Big Brother is WATCHING YOU ... smirk-smirk-smirk
ON DOMESTIC & ECONOMIC POLICIES
* Dubya calls on Congress to make permanent all of the tax cuts, especially those for the corporations & the rich, who are having the time of their lives ... (the others are bones thrown to the poor dumb dogs in the middle-and-working classes to keep 'em from howling ... but who will be deprived of basic needs and services) ...
* Dubya's economy is great for corporations and the richest-of-the-rich ... Who the hell else matters? You're a non-person unless you are rich ...
* I've (Dubya) done everything I'm going to do about corporate swindles (my best buddy Kenny-boy (Enron) Lay has gotten off 'scot-free'), and don't depend upon any reforms of corporate accounting standards or SEC investigations of my corporate campaign contributors ... "Freedom" means corporate rape ...
* Health care is great if you can afford it ... if you can't: to hell with you ...
* No Universal Health Care ... not everybody deserves health care ... only if you're rich enough to afford it ...
* Dubya's priorities are the Health Industry Top-Dogs & Fat-Cats, Insurance Companies, HMOs, Pharmaceutical Big-Wigs, etc ...
* Corporations, doctors and anybody who is rich should be protected from legal redress and remedies if they poison you, harm you, or f*ck-up your operation ...
* If you don't have a job, to hell with you ...
* If you can afford good services, education, health care, etc. great .... Otherwise, to hell with you ...
* Immigrants are welcome to take jobs at slave labor wages that'll force wages down for everybody else and make massive profits for my (Dubya's) corporate cronies ...
* Your social security is being "eyed" by my (Dubya's) green-eyed corporate swindlers in Wall Street who see the chance to plunder, loot & steal your retirement savings ...
* Prisoners are going to get programs administered by my (Dubya's) corporate cronies ... another boondoggle that makes me look compassionate, but really diverts funds into my buddies bulging pockets ...
* Tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts -- Let's not forget Cheney's "deficits don't matter" -- my (Dubya's) corporate cronies and Cabinet Members (who average over $10 million per year in income) are having the time of their lives ... to hell with the rest of you ...
* Dubya tries oh so hard to award no-audit, no-accountability boondoggles to any and every special interest (e.g. Community Colleges, Leave-No-Rich-Child-Behind, Drugs, Pro-Marriage Counsels, so-called Job Training [sic] Programs, etc.) that panders to special interests, but doesn't address any real issues ...
* Congress had better get their "priorities" right: I (Dubya) am submitting my 'wish-list of corporate pork', and Congress will be blamed for the consequential budget deficits, slashed services, and, the deterioration in the standard-of-living for the American middle-and-working classes ... To hell with anybody who isn't rich ...
* Everything is wonderful ... We (Dubya's regime) are all singing Kumbaya & Condi & I can hardly wait for the Super Bowl ... to hell with the 3.5 million homeless, the 9-15 million jobless, the 25 million families who live below the poverty line, the 45 million without health care, etc. oh, and to hell with those US Soldiers & innocent Iraqis being massacred daily to enrich Halliburton, Bechtel, Carlyle Group, Unocal, etc. ...
* I'm (Dubya) gonna' shove my corporate-take-all rape of America up your a*ses ... smirk-smirk-smirk
ON RELIGION
* No separation of church and state ... you believe in my (Dubya's) faith-based initiatives, or to hell with you ...
* Lots of taxpayer dollars to be diverted to my (Dubya's) faith-based initiatives in order to pander to the Religious Right who will tell the rest of us how to live Christian-style (warfare, corporate rape, deny basic needs to citizens)... and ensure that I (Dubya) am re-elected in November ...
* If you're gay, go back "into the closet" ... to hell with you ...
* I (Dubya) stand up for marriage and condemn gay marriage ... but you'll notice I don't condemn divorce, which is worse for children (since alot of the hypocrites in the GOP are divorced) ... How sacred do the Bushies really consider marriage? ... Hmmm ...
* If you are young, don't have sex, or else we'll brand a 'scarlett letter' on your chest ... abstinence, or to hell with you ...
* If you're a druggie (like Rush Limbaugh?) we (Dubya) really want you to stop ... and we will give money to our corporate cronies to tell you to stop ...
* I'm (Dubya) gonna' shove my religious ideology and dogma up your a*ses ... smirk-smirk-smirk
* Tug at those 'heart-strings' ... Sentimental letter sent to Dubya by a 2 or 10 year old little girl who is real, real thankful that we've invaded and are occupying Iraq! ... So it must be right! ... smirk-smirk-smirk
I (Dubya) want bi-partisanship ... By God, I (Dubya) want a bi-partisan effort to blindly carry-out my orders, or else I'll shove my orders up your a*ses, anyway ... smirk-smirk-smirk ... I'm also getting damned sick and tired of those "activist" (those who disagree with my imperial whims) judges who don't carry-out my orders ... smirk-smirk-smirk ...
God Bless You Everyone (So Long As You Agree With Me, Dubya) Or Else God Is Damning You To The Fires Of HELL (Pat Robertson said so) ... smirk-smirk-smirk |
