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To: Biomaven who wrote (10179)1/28/2004 5:39:52 PM
From: Biomaven  Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 52153
 
BIOTECH COMPANIES DEMYSTIFIED (first draft)

AMGN
You have two cows. Cash cows, so sit back and enjoy them.

GENZ
You have two cows. You discover they are really goats, so you spin them off to GZTC. That doesn't work out, so you buy them back from shareholders in exchange for excess manure.

SEPR
You have two allegedly improved cows. One is asthmatic, the other allergic. The allergic cow is killed by the FDA, so you buy a new insomniac cow using zero coupon fodder futures.

ICOS
One of those two cows turns out to be a bull.

MAXM
One a subgroup re-analysis you discover that one of your two cows is nearly significant.

CRA
How come nobody wants to buy our remaining cow's genome? (The other cow was accidentally shot in the course of a shotgun genomic analysis).

BIG PHARMA
Two cows and twenty-two thousand bureaucrats to manage them.

Peter



To: Biomaven who wrote (10179)1/29/2004 7:09:28 AM
From: scott_jiminez  Respond to of 52153
 
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, you become fabulously wealthy, quit your farm, become a reactionary politician, and condemn as pathological anyone who disagrees with you. Ignorance regarding everything but dairy farming is given as justification for your aggressive foreign policy. Barnyard grasp of language is considered an asset.

['kinda' stunning Peter that 'traditional capitalism' is the only one that receives the warm and fuzzy treatment in your list]