To: laura_bush who wrote (9957 ) 2/6/2004 8:23:44 AM From: John Carragher Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 10965 dems got some real nuts running.. DEM PULLS A JANET JACKSON, TO NO AVAIL > > > > KUCINICH'S NAKED BREAST FAILS TO SWAY VOTERS................Stripping on > C-Span2 Impressed Few, Exit Polls Suggest........ > > > > Rep. Dennis Kucinich's decision to expose his right breast on national > television Sunday night did little to woo voters participating in the > Democratic primaries and caucuses on Tuesday, exit polls suggest. > > On Sunday, Rep. Kucinich (D-Ohio) stunned viewers during a campaign > appearance televised on C-Span2 in which he broke with traditional > Democratic Party decorum by revealing his naked right breast. > > After After building to a crescendo in his populist stump speech, Mr. > Kucinich exhorted his audience: "Don't vote for those boobs - vote for this > boob," ripping open his shirt and revealing his right breast to the audible > gasps of those in the audience. > > Mr. Kucinich, who later blamed the shirt-ripping incident on a "wardrobe > malfunction," drew cries of outrage from viewers across the country who were > offended by the sight of his naked right breast. > > "My My entire family was watching C-Span2 when Mr. Kucinich decided to treat > us to the sight of his naked booby," one writer to the network complained. > "My children have been traumatized for life." > > In the seven states where voting was held on Tuesday, new super-sensitive > vote-counting equipment had to be brought in to detect Mr. Kucinich's > microscopic vote tallies, believed to have been rendered all the tinier by > Sunday's regrettable naked-breast incident. > ........................... > Elsewhere, amid disappointing results of his own, former Vermont Governor > Howard Dean denied reports that he had acquired a nuclear weapon from > Pakistani scientists for use in the upcoming Wisconsin primary. > > Putting the best face on his performance, Mr. Dean blamed his poor showing > in Tuesday's contests on what he called "electoral dysfunction." >