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To: Lucretius who wrote (276786)2/9/2004 5:58:11 PM
From: patron_anejo_por_favor  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 436258
 
ROTFLMAOPIMP! This dude posts on SI somewhere, I KNOW it!<GGGG>

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But if you know how to ride her, you can fly like the wind. To truly know the NASDAQ, you have to love her curves, her dips, her shocking upturns, her terrifying downward spirals. You've gotta take her and love her, really make her your own, until you pull back suddenly and she screams out, begging for more and better trading. Then, when the NASDAQ is covered in sweat, back arched, moaning—that's when you start to slowly buy and sell, picking up leaders and casting off laggards. You outperform her upgraded valuations. You ride her hard until you both crescendo together.



To: Lucretius who wrote (276786)2/9/2004 6:18:00 PM
From: patron_anejo_por_favor  Respond to of 436258
 
Get yer war on!

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