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Politics : Pick John Kerry's Campaign Theme Song -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Oral Roberts who wrote (8)	2/13/2004 11:17:02 PM
From: Oral Roberts	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 107

And while John is singing about his various Mrs Robinsons the rest of us can sing this Jimmy Buffet classic to him. The Asshole Song by Jimmy Buffett (lyrics) by veco Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night. Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad. So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this... Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an asshole tonight. Yes you're an A S S H O L E... And don't you try to blame it on me. You deserve all the credit. You're an asshole tonight. You were an asshole yesterday. You're an asshole tonight. And I've got a feelin' you'll be an asshole the rest of your life. And I was talkin' to your mother just the other night. I told her I thought you were an asshole. She said, "Yes. I think you're right." And all your friends are assholes 'cause you've known them your whole life. And somebody told me you've got an asshole for a wife. Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.