To: E  who wrote (71 ) 2/16/2004 5:32:38 PM From: Original Mad Dog     Read Replies (1)  | Respond to    of 107  I suspect the theme song around his house might be this one:kinkyfriedman.com Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed  (Kinky Friedman) You uppity women I don’t understand  Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,  But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink  You’d better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.  Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed  That’s what I to my baby said,  Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,  Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.  Early every morning you’re out on the street  Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.  You gave up your Maiden Form for Lent  And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.   Every single brakeman that’s ever come along  Had a little woman always tellin’ him that he’s wrong.  Eve said to Adam, “Here’s an apple you horse”  And Delilah defoliated Samson’s moss.  Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed  That’s what I to my baby said,  Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,  Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.  Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws  Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,  Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean  And your coffee makes my hair turn green.  So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,  Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.  If you can’t love a male chauvinist  You’d better cross me off your shopping list.   Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed  That’s what I to my baby said,  Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,  Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.