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Politics : Pick John Kerry's Campaign Theme Song -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: E who wrote (71)2/16/2004 5:32:38 PM
From: Original Mad Dog  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 107
 
I suspect the theme song around his house might be this one:

kinkyfriedman.com

Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
(Kinky Friedman)

You uppity women I don’t understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You’d better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Early every morning you’re out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your Maiden Form for Lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.

Every single brakeman that’s ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin’ him that he’s wrong.
Eve said to Adam, “Here’s an apple you horse”
And Delilah defoliated Samson’s moss.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you can’t love a male chauvinist
You’d better cross me off your shopping list.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.



To: E who wrote (71)2/16/2004 7:55:30 PM
From: PROLIFE  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 107
 
Because I strongly suspect he did have the affair with Alex Polier, and we all know how important your sex life is to the presidency. And also, I think there will be no trick too dirty to use to retain the presidency. It's already started.

I'll vote for Kerry, assuming he's the candidate,


your words little lady....your words....but in your infinite wisdom, you call me appalling and utter asshole....

bottom line is you cared more about someone playing politics than you did about a Democrat man possibly lying to you...again...I get the picture....