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To: Jeff Jordan who wrote (97274)	2/27/2004 12:36:17 AM
From: Richnorth	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 116801

Sounds like your dad is/was a very liberal dad! By the way, I once overheard a conversation, in a Greyhound bus, between a dad and his 15 year-old son:- Dad: "......Son, what's the diff between a pimp and a student?" Son: "I dunno, Dad. Tell me." Dad: "A student cracks the books whereas a pimp books the cracks." Son (laughing almost uncontrollably finally stopped laughing and said): "That's a good one. I'm gonna share it with my buddies. Now lemme see if you have heard of this ún. But Dad, I dunno how to begin. Yer know...er...er... oh well.... " Dad: "It's OK, son. Tell me." Son laughing, said: "What's the diff between a woman in church on Sunday and a woman in her bathtub full of soap suds? Dad: "Oh well, I suppose the woman in church is fully clothed whereas the woman in the bathtub is only covered by her soap suds! Not?" Son: "Nah! That's not it! The woman in church on a Sunday has hope in her soul whereas the woman in the bathtub has soap in her hole!" They laughed and laughed. Well, I could not help thinking what fine rapport there was between the dad and his son --- quite a rare circumstance these days!!!

To: Jeff Jordan who wrote (97274)	3/2/2004 10:57:06 AM
From: Richnorth	Respond to of 116801

One more funny post:- CRAZY SEX LAWS and (some comments):- In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense But what about women having sex with animals ? Please do not discriminate!) =========================== In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Can a female doctor examine penis and scrotum, ? Equal opportunity is encouraged!) ============================ Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This Also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) (But a corpse cannot take viagra so why worry?) ============================================ The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?) ==================== There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) Please send application form for job. No pay necessary!) ============================================= In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) =================== Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!) ====================== In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought. But why mother. Better get father to have sex with mother at same time. Sort of orientation in sex 101) ========================= In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law? But it is imposssible to have sex with mother and daughter at same time even in N. America?) ================================================ In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... But not as great as Guam!)