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To: Hawkmoon who wrote (125464)3/2/2004 7:37:29 AM
From: Bill Ulrich  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 281500
 
No, what I was able to discern is that it's really terrible being American, living an agonizing life of miserable despair because, like, all we do is just kill kill kill and kill again for, like, just because they was home and had oil, and stuff. And I mean, they was, like, just writhing all around like chickens jerked through a keyhole — backwards— gasping, with flesh being torn from their bones as wool is shorn from sheep and — well, you know, like Dante would describe it, like man, we're like, from America and stuff, and it's like really awful reading from this thread because all I read about how bad we are and stuff. Have we, like, ever done anything worthwhile like those other dudes who invented Algebra (and man, Algebra like sucks and stuff — makes my head hurt)?

And man, I don't wanna sound like Major Gloomster, but man, these posts — about how terrible we are... I mean, I just wanna hurl. And hang myself, too, except I've got such low esteem from reading here about how awful we are, that I'd try to kick the chair and then...I'd probably miss. So, that'd, like, leave me hanging in even more suffering.

And that would suck.

And my screen saver probably would conk out, so I'd still being seeing this thread with my eyes bulged out, reading out how miserable it is to be "us", here on this thread. So, after reading this thread about how awful we are, being Americans, I decided to shoot myself. But I missed. Damn, that sucks... got a crease where my part used to be, and my Tylenol intake has tripled. So that sucks.

So like, tell me... honestly... are we really that bad?

"So what you're telling me is that they believe coffee and cocoa are worth invading for, but not oil?"