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To: tsigprofit who wrote (211)	3/2/2004 12:34:46 PM
From: George Burdell	Respond to of 1338

George W Bush was eating pretzels on the couch one day when one went down the wrong way and he choked and died. When he came to, the devil was standing over him. "Welcome. It's time to choose how you're going to spend the rest of your life." He led him down a hall and opened a door. Inside, a giant dog was picking up LBJ by his ears, dropping him and picking him up again. Bush says, "No, no. My ears are very sensitive. I couldn't deal with that." The devil opens another door, where Richard Nixon is running around with a wrench, trying to fix the plumbing on some pipes which keep leaking and spraying scalding water on Tricky Dick. "No, no. I'm too clumsy. I could never fix any of the pipes and I'd end up drowning." The devil opens a third door. Slick Willie is lying on the floor, smiling, while Monica gives him head. Bush is astounded. He looks at Bill. He looks at the devil. He looks at Monica. He can't believe it. "Hell, yeah!!! I'll do this one." The devil says, "OK, Monica, you can go now." oops - this was supposed to be the other thread.