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To: stockman_scott who wrote (39321)	3/11/2004 10:24:46 PM
From: zonkie	Respond to of 89467

Little known news. ____________________ Updated January 16 2004 Secret Service Rescues President Bush Bush: It Wad Tupid Puh Me To Put Ma Tongue on Da Fagpole Washington, DC – As record freezing temperatures swept across the East Coast, President Bush made the critical error yesterday of seeing what would happen if he stuck his tongue on a flagpole near the Rose Garden. “It jus tuck on dair,” the President explained to reporters this morning at Walter Reed Medical Center as he showed them his raw, fleshy tongue. “It wad pity tupid,” the President conceded. According to White House spokesman Scott McClellan, the incident happened yesterday during the President’s customary after-lunch recess. “He was having a snowball fight with Rove, nothing unusual. And then, wham, the President just licked the freezing flagpole, without seeming to give it much thought,” McClellan said. Witnesses to the incident said that Bush’s dog Barney, who was playing nearby, saw the President get stuck to the pole and proceed to mark his territory around him. “When Barney started to pee on his leg, that’s when W tried to pull away,” said Meredith Medley, a Bush supporter. “That’s when it got ugly.” Within seconds, however, a phalanx of secret service agents carrying buckets of hot water rushed from the white house kitchen to help separate the remainder of Bush’s tongue. “We’ve been training for this for the last four years,” said agent Jeffrey Wald. “Between you and me, General Clark never would have gotten himself into this mess.” McClellan downplayed the seriousness of the injury, noting that Bush will continue with the speech therapy he was undergoing well before this incident. The ironic upside, McClellan added, is that the President Bush now pronounces the word “nuclear” correctly. “So we’re actually hoping he doesn’t fully recover before his visit to North Korea next week.” rashreport.com ------------- "anybody but bush" ... vote for me --- get FREE money

To: stockman_scott who wrote (39321)	3/11/2004 11:50:52 PM
From: mishedlo	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 89467

As certain politicians work diligently to prevent marriage between two people of the same sex, others of us have been busy drafting a Constitutional Amendment codifying all marriages entirely on Biblical principles. Draft of a Constitutional Amendment to Defend Biblical Marriage: 1. Marriage in the United States of America shall consist of a union between one man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.) 2. Marriage shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21) 3. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21) 4. Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30) 5. Since marriage is for life, neither the US Constitution nor any state law shall permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9-12) 6. If a married man dies without children, his brother must marry the widow. If the brother refuses to marry the widow, or deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10) 7. In lieu of marriage (if there are no acceptable men to be found), a woman shall get her father drunk and have sex with him.(Gen 19:31-36) I hope this helps to clarify the finer details of the Government's righteous struggle against the infidels and heathens among us.