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To: MrLucky who wrote (486)3/22/2004 9:49:13 PM
From: mph  Respond to of 493
 
KUCINICH THINKS HE'S STILL IN THE RACE
OR ELSE HE'S RUNNING FOR LETTERMAN'S JOB


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Kucinich Presents Top 10 List on Letterman
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By The Associated Press

Ohio Rep. Dennis Kucinich (news - web sites) got a payoff Monday night for his determination to stay in a Democratic presidential race that is very much decided: He got to present his Top 10 list on the "Late Show with David Letterman."



Other Democratic candidates who've read similar lists include Dick Gephardt (news - web sites), Howard Dean (news - web sites) and John Edwards (news - web sites).

The subject of Kucinich's list: "Ways Dennis Kucinich can still be president of the United States."

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10. Keep doing what I'm doing — I'm winning, right?

9. Constitution is amended stating presidents must be 35 or older, a natural-born citizen and named "Dennis."

8. Act like a boob so people will perceive me as more presidential.

7. You want crazy campaign promises — fine! If I'm elected, everybody gets a million bucks.

6. Enter and win next "American Idol."

5. Announce your running mate will be a plate of fudge — people love fudge.

4. Just wait till I unleash my new campaign slogan: "Kucizzle in the hizzle!"

3. According to the order of presidential succession, if George W. Bush were to resign today, along with Dick Cheney (news - web sites) and about 300 other people, the presidency passes to a congressman from Ohio.

2. Get the governors of every state to rig the election.

1. I'm praying for a sex scandal.



To: MrLucky who wrote (486)3/23/2004 6:31:26 PM
From: mph  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 493
 
IT'S GONNA GET MORE EXPENSIVE TO CATCH A COLD
OR WATCH A SAD MOVIE


Kleenex Maker to Raise Prices in U.S.

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