"You can't even go two sentences without a dig. Whatever..."
I don't know why you call that a dig.
"What you mean and what you say are apparently two different things."
No.
"It is wrong according to the only documentary evidence we have"
Leaving aside a certain type of Christian whom is not adverse to the most tortuous machinations of logic....I have not encountered any modern scholarship which agrees with you. Paul may have had ideas about a Jesus idea; but it is manifest that he never encountered the historical Jesus of the gospels...nor even had heard of the wild tales. This is undoubtedly because the wild tales were not written down till long after Paul's death. Nor do the gospels in looking back at the foundations of Christianity have anything to say about this fellow, Paul.
"Paul did many of the same miracles that Jesus did"
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Here Paul uses magic to frighten the well-known "Spirit of Divination"!
ACTS 16:16 And it came to pass, as we went to prayer, a certain damsel possessed with a spirit of divination met us, which brought her masters much gain by soothsaying:
16:17 The same followed Paul and us, and cried, saying, These men are the servants of the most high God, which shew unto us the way of salvation.
16:18 And this did she many days. But Paul, being grieved, turned and said to the spirit, I command thee in the name of Jesus Christ to come out of her. And he came out the same hour.
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Here Paul blinds a sorcerer for 1 year--the normal penalty for sorcery in those sorcerous times!
ACTS 13:8 But Elymas the sorcerer (for so is his name by interpretation) withstood them, seeking to turn away the deputy from the faith.
13:9 Then Saul, (who also is called Paul,) filled with the Holy Ghost, set his eyes on him.
13:10 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?
13:11 And now, behold, the hand of the Lord is upon thee, and thou shalt be blind, not seeing the sun for a season. And immediately there fell on him a mist and a darkness; and he went about seeking some to lead him by the hand.
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Here, evil spirits are unable to withstand Paul's hankerchief.
ACTS 19:11 And God wrought special miracles by the hands of Paul: 19:12 So that from his body were brought unto the sick handkerchiefs or aprons, and the diseases departed from them, and the evil spirits went out of them.
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And here Paul becomes recognized as a "God" (Hey! Paul is a God!) after he flings a viper into the fire after being caught off guard.
ACTS 28:3 And when Paul had gathered a bundle of sticks, and laid them on the fire, there came a viper out of the heat, and fastened on his hand.
28:4 And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves, No doubt this man is a murderer, whom, though he hath escaped the sea, yet vengeance suffereth not to live.
28:5 And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm.
28:6 Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god.
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And finally...here he bores a fellow to near death!
ACTS
20:10
and there sat in a window a certain young man named Eutychus, being fallen into a deep sleep: and as Paul was long preaching, he sunk down with sleep, and fell down from the third loft, and was taken up dead.
20:10 And Paul went down, and fell on him, and embracing him said, Trouble not yourselves; for his life is in him
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"You don't have to shout with caps and bolding "
I use bolding to emphasize and to note matters of importance.
"My comprehension skills are fine thank you very much."
We will have to agree to disagree on that one...
"Those are the historical claims"
Nonsense. Because Winnie the Pooh is in a book, it does not mean he existed. Because the bible had talking snakes and donkeys, it does not mean that donkeys talk. Donkeys don't talk and snakes would rather sleep than orate.
Christianity is no more "historical" than any other religion. It is just more of the same mythologizing in fantasy and religious phantasmagoria over millennia.
Of course, if you can believe in an ark full of every earth animal floating above the mountains while the innocent are drowned like unwanted kittens so that an unconditional God can assuage His "regret" at what He had made...then nothing I say to you can be cause for reflection, but merely an occasion for a litany of biblical babble. |