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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Johannes Pilch who wrote (556631)	3/28/2004 2:37:12 PM
From: Kenneth V. McNutt	Respond to of 769667

It would be fantastic if we either caught Osama, or confirmed his death in October. Icing on the cake. Scene: Oval Office..7:30 am. Knock on door. "Come on in, ya'll." "Good Morning Mr. President". "Well, hi'yuh, Big Rover". " I sure want to congratulate you on how ya'll handled that Saddamm thing, keeping him in that hole all that time, and the NYT never got a'holt of it". "Thank you, Mr. President". "Give it to me, Big rover". How's our other guy doing out there in the boonies? Had him a few months now aint' we?" "Yes, Mr. President. Since Special Ops picked him up earlier in the year." "Ya'll got him all comfy and all, like you did for that Saddam fella? Don't want no Human Rights Organiztion telling we bruised him, do we?" "Well, Mr President, he does complain the hole isn't deep enough, and when he tries to sleep his feet stick out, so we had to go down another foot or two to keep him happy. Also had to throw some camel shit in the hole to make him feel at home." "Mighty kind of you Big rover. Condoleeza tells me he says the chow is the best he has had years and he ain't in no hurry to mosey on." "We've already informed him we are going to pop him out on or about Labor Day. Set back those Union guys for Kerry a bit on the holiday." "Good move, Big rover. Keep up the good work, and let me know when you have the plan all set for that North Korean guy when it's ready." "Will do, sir. The OPS guys are almost ready to go." fade to dark copyrite KM