To: Lizzie Tudor who wrote (177348 ) 4/2/2004 12:28:32 PM From: Lizzie Tudor Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 186894 fat lady singing- this is a hilarious article on options, at the end it lays out Barrett's excuses for why options shouldn't be expensed: evil trial lawyers and the chinese communists.Coalition of the Greedy Three cheers of the Financial Accounting Standards Board, which recently released its proposal to require companies to expense stock options, and three jeers for the companies -- I call them the Coalition of the Greedy -- that continue to fight this common-sense change. Last year, Intel (Nasdaq: INTC) gave its employees 110 million stock options, worth $991 million (after taxes), yet this enormous and very real (though not cash) expense does not appear as a compensation expense in Intel's financial statements. Instead, it's buried deep in the footnotes of the 10-K. Were it to appear on the income statement, reported net income last year would have been 16% lower and the stock's trailing P/E ratio today would be 38.6 rather than 32.2. Craig Barrett, Intel's CEO, in addition to his salary of $610,000 and a bonus of $1.5 million, received 1.35 million options in 2003 (131% more than the previous year), worth an estimated $14.4 million. Knowing all of this, I'll give you three guesses where Mr. Barrett comes down on the issue of expensing stock options. I'm sure you're be shocked -- SHOCKED! -- to hear that he wants to maintain the fiction that options have no cost. As long as this remains the case, boards of directors are likely to continue doling them out to CEOs by the bushel. In addition, by reducing reported compensation expenses due to paying employees with options, companies inflate their earnings, free cash flow, return on equity, and so forth, which inflates their stock price and -- voila! -- CEOs can cash in their bushels of options at even higher prices. What a win-win (for them, anyway)! Mr. Barrett and, sadly, many other similarly situated CEOs have banded together to fiercely defend the stock option gravy train because, in my opinion, they're just plain old selfish. That's why I've nicknamed them the Coalition of the Greedy. Barrett's options package isn't even that egregious relative to the option pigs in Silicon Valley: Cisco's (Nasdaq: CSCO) John Chambers, Apple's (Nasdaq: AAPL) Steve Jobs, and Juniper's (Nasdaq: JNPR) Scott Kriens. fool.com