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To: American Spirit who wrote (12486)	4/5/2004 4:26:23 PM
From: Glenn Petersen	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 81568

That has to be one of the most coherent posts that you have made in ages. Used chronologically, and its entirety, it can actually be turned into an interview. Message 19989885 Wolf Blitzer of CNN, here. We are talking today with American Spirit, Democratic activist, John Kerry fundraiser, and noted authority on lesbian detection. Mr. Spirit, often a controversial figure, has developed what he maintains is a foolproof technique for detecting and outing lesbians. Mr. Spirit has focused most of his research on Hollywood and politics. Many have called Mr. Spirit homophobic, a charge he dismisses. Mr. Spirit, who has agreed to share some of his thoughts on lesbian detection with us. Blitzer: Mr. Spiirt, it is my understanding that you have spent years working on this project, that it has become almost an obsession for you. I have also read that you are absolutely convinced that Hillary Clinton is a close lesbian and that you are on the trail of a number of other political figures, including the late Eleanor Roosevelt. Is that true? AS: Yes, and I don't know about Eleanor, but I have heard strong rumors about all of the others. Blitzer: How about Hollywood. Any thoughts on Tom Cruise? AS: Tom Cruise has fought hard to sue anyone who publishes gay rumors. Obviously, he's not all gay because he likes women too, but I've heard stories from very credible sources high up in the entertainment business. In other words, most of these rumors are true. Blitzer: Janet Reno has been the subject of numerous rumors, though personally I feel that she would be a challenge for any partner, female or male.. Any thoughts on Ms. Reno? AS: Janet Reno definitely. Blitzer: Amazing. Many have followed your observations with rapt attention. What inspired you to begin your research? AS: I knew a woman who was the personal assistant to a major female star. One night when drunk she dished on her former boss, a secret lesbian everyone thinks is hetero because of her famous boyfriends over the years. Blitzer: Did she give you a template? AS: The assistant gave me a list of about ten female stars whom her ex boss had slept with. I was floored by half of them. Blitzer: So starting with that list, you were able to develop your methodology. Am I interpreting your comments correctly? AS: That's when I started being able to detect closeted lesbians. Blitzer: Would you be willing to share your secret with us? AS: The tipoff is when they don't have relationships with men, or only men who might be gay themselves, or beards just for show. Sometimes they're even married with kids but still secretly gay. Blitzer: What about bisexuals? AS: Many are bisexuals who go both ways. Blitzer, looking puzzled: “Bisexuals who go both ways?” Isn’t that the definition of a bisexual? Never mind. You recently outed Ann Coulter. Would you be willing to share your thoughts on the next lesbian that you will be outing? AS: My next prediction after Coulter is Condi Rice, though I doubt she's very active. Blitzer: Is that a problem, the fact that she is a lesbian? AS: Amazing the GOP is considering her as a VP candidate. Have they given any thought to the fact she doesn't date men? Blitzer: Are you sure that she is not currently dating? AS: Hey wait, maybe she and GW..? Blitzer quickly gives the cut sign to his camera man. Blitzer: We have been here today with American Spirit, John Kerry supporter and noted lesbian outer. We have contacted the Kerry organization to discuss Mr. Spirit but they have nervously declined to comment.

To: American Spirit who wrote (12486)	4/5/2004 9:41:29 PM
From: Brumar89	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 81568

Wow, you're actually satirizing yourself! I read Glenn's post first and mistakenly assumed that much of it was satire. Now I see he was quoting you verbatim. This reminds me of your ridiculous "gossip" about Houston - how your imaginary "Bush home church" has a (secretly) gay choir. Everywhere you go you apparently encounter hordes of secretly gay people who you are able to ferret out by your ... I think they call it, "gaydar".