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Politics : Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kerry -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: American Spirit who wrote (13327)	4/8/2004 2:45:05 PM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 81568

John Kerry and Ted Kennedy, history's first twins conjoined after birth, receive advice from French Surgeons Without Bordeaux that not even modern science can separate them, thus leaving them as Ted Kerry's Hind's Kennedy.· Today, the modern marriage of reconstruction surgery and political science received a stunning setback. French Surgeons Without Bordeaux announced today that not even modern science can separate history's first twins to have become conjoined after birth. This failure of modern science condemns the conjoined twins, John Kerry and Ted Kennedy, to spend the rest of their political lives as Ted Kerry's Hind's Kennedy. In their pre-conjoined youth, both of the Kerry/Kennedy twins achieved fame braving the dangers of waterways-- Kerry by commanding a Swift Boat in Vietnam and Kennedy by commanding a Swift Car in Chappaquiddick. Kerry commanded his Swift Boat into a hail of gunfire to rescue a wounded crewman, and Kennedy braved a long walk past houses with telephones to seek counsel from political advisors about a passenger trapped underwater in his Swift Car. polisat.com