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To: Bucky Katt who wrote (572)	4/10/2004 1:46:45 PM
From: Skywatcher	Respond to of 1338

Subject: A Guy Walks Into A Bar A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will then close his mouth for 30 seconds. When he opens his mouth, I'll remove my 'privates' unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured its approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and duly placed his genitals in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After 30 seconds, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his 'privates' unharmed as promised. The crowd went wild and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone here $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the assemblage. After a while, a hand went up at a back table. The blonde timidly spoke up: "I'll try it, but don't hit me on the head with that bottle." ok...just a lightener for the upcoming week CC