To: Greg or e who wrote (17085 ) 4/19/2004 12:09:55 PM From: Solon Respond to of 28931 LOL!! Your last several posts reminded me of those infomercials where the "host" pretends to feed spontaneous questions to the con-man! HOST: Well, I never would have thought that 80 years of wrinkles could be dissolved by eating your specially formulated secret lab ingredients mixed with Peruvian herbs, but I can't argue with your evidence. But what about weight?! My listeners are going to ask it, so this is why I'm asking it. Everywhere we turn we find some new fad for losing fat: Low carbs, high carbs; high protein, low protein. How are we supposed to know? Your special formula uses fatty oils. Surely that must show up on the scales? APOLOGIST: (chuckling and leaning forward with elbows on knees)... THAT is a REALLY good question! When I first discovered the secret that cannot be revealed but which can be put together by the simple ingredients likely in your own cupboard at this very time but unknown to you, I was concerned at how it might affect obesity (which as you know may lead to diabetes, heart attack and even strokes). The wonderful thing I found after endless research with the finest universities (as well as in my basement where I am secretly developing a time machine which I will only hint at) is that my 5 ZXP run around the block compound actually LOSES calories because people run twice as far and twice as fast! And believe me.You are talking to a skeptic. I was born in Ohio during... I must remember that I am trying to hold a rational conversation with people who believe that God is a pompous Child-Ass who plays with kindergarten blocks and who tops off His Divine Words of righteous insanity with the threat and the promise of eternal torture and gnashing of teeth! If there truly existed such a pompous, arrogant, cruel, and psychotic bastard, you would join His team rather than opposing Him and attempting to destroy Him?? Why do people like you embrace such insanity? Why do you embrace literature which pisses contradiction, cruelty, and outright mental illness?? It is a profound question. Mr. Asimov goes some little way in supplying the answer: Apparently, this is not on the internet, so I will just type enough to give the flavor of the matter. Mr. Asimov lists six BASIC SECURITY BELIEFS: "1). There exist supernatural forces that can be cajoled or forced into protecting mankind. Here is the essence of superstition. When a primitive hunting society is faced with the fact that game is sometimes plentiful and sometimes not, and when a primitive agricultural society watches drought come one year and floods the next, it seems natural to assume, in default of anything better, that some more-than-human force is arranging things in this way. Since Nature is capricious, it would seem that the various gods, spirits, demons, (whatever you wish to call them) are themselves capricious. In one way or another they must be induced or made to subordinate their wild impulses to the needs of humanity. Who says this is easy? Obviously, it calls for all the skills of the wisest and most experience men of the society. So there developed a special class of spirit manipulators, a priesthood, to use that term in its broadest sense.2). There is no such thing really, as death. A comparatively sensible way of denying death is to suppose that it is a family that is the real living entity and that the individual does not truly die while the family lives.3). There is some purpose to the universe. After all, if you're going to have a whole battery of spirits and demons running the Universe, you can't really have them doing it all for nothing. Surely it is those who find their own lives essentially meaningless who most strive to impose meaning on the Universe as a way of making up for the personal lack.4). Individuals have special powers that will enable them to get something for nothing. In a way, Science has fulfilled the fairy tales. The jet plane goes far faster and farther than the flying horse and the seven-league boots of the fable-writers of yore. We have rockets which seek out their target like Thor's Hammer, and do far more damage. But these do not represent something for nothing. They are not awarded through supernatural agency and don't act capriciously. They are the hard-earned products of the generalizations concerning the Universe built up by a Science that denies most or all of the Security Beliefs.5). you are better than the next fellow. Naturally this fades off into racism and it is not at all surprising that the more lowly the social, economic, or personal; position of an individual, the more likely he is to fall prey to the racist temptation.6). If anything goes wrong, it's not one's own fault. When the Security Believers are stung by the explosion of the hoaxes and follies that deceive them, what is their last, best defense? Why, that there is a conspiracy of scientist against them!! (The Jesus Seminar and the ignorant Solons of the world!) :-)