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Politics : Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of Liberal Fiction -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: jlallen who wrote (6202)	4/19/2004 10:31:04 PM
From: longnshort	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 90947

Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was >attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped >a board off a near by fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and >twisted it, breaking the dog's neck. > >A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and >rushed over to interview the boy.. The reporter began entering data >into his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan >Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal." > >"But I'm not a Celtics fan, "the little hero interjected. >"Sorry,"replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just >assumed you were." > >Hitting the delete key, the reporter began "John Kerry Fan rescues >Friend From Horrific Dog Attack." > >"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds. > >The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for >the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. "What team or person do you like? " > >"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W.Bush" the boy >says. Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, > >"Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet.."