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To: Thomas A Watson who wrote (571986)5/5/2004 10:48:36 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™  Respond to of 769670
 
John Kerry Denounces Robust Economy as Republican Dirty Trick

Boston — At a Beacon Hill press conference this morning, Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry denounced the robust American economy as a Republican dirty trick.

“Don’t Americans realize that economic growth and job creation come with enormous costs—like a loss of all that free time that comes from good old-fashioned unemployment?” asked Kerry from the sitting room of his $12 million townhouse that he shares with his latest wife, the heiress of the Heinz food fortune. “I speak for the little man when I say that full employment at good paying jobs with low taxes is a dirty trick being perpetrated by the Republicans to make Americans forget about the degradation of their lifestyles.”

Kerry then announced that he is going on a hunger strike until the unemployment rate goes up to the “socially just” level of 18% and taxes for rich people—which he defines as those earning more than $6,000 a year—are raised to the “economically just” level of 93%. “I only want what is just for the American people,” said Kerry as he sipped Perrier water and nibbled on petit fours before handcuffing himself to a Louis Quatorze settee at the beginning of his hunger strike. “Of course, my proposal does include a 100% tax abatement for progressive politicians and gigolos, so I figure I’m covered both ways.”

brokennewz.com

GZ



To: Thomas A Watson who wrote (571986)5/5/2004 11:09:15 AM
From: CYBERKEN  Respond to of 769670
 
It COULD be that Donna Bazile sees her specialty-the low-income, illiterate segment of the black community-sitting 2004 out, watching Kerry go down the drain...



To: Thomas A Watson who wrote (571986)5/5/2004 11:13:01 AM
From: Bald Eagle  Respond to of 769670
 
RE:Considering kerry has an African American wife

In the pictures I've seen of her, she didn't look African American. Is she really?
I just discovered that she was born in Mozambique, so she's a WHITE African American. She seems like a whack job to me.



To: Thomas A Watson who wrote (571986)5/5/2004 3:33:40 PM
From: J_F_Shepard  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
You're a total idiot.....Yes, she's African....South African...She was raised in Mozambique, and went to college in S.Africa....