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To: Lost1 who wrote (52115)	5/14/2004 11:30:58 AM
From: Augustus Gloop	Respond to of 57110

But how do you make him believe you? 10. Lie. Brag about how you can buy prescription drugs back home without taking out a second mortgage. 9. Sound Canadian. Remember that there is always a "boot" in the word "about." As in, "I was 'a boot' to admit I'm from Dallas, but I don't need the aggravation." 8. Get yourself into one of those funny-looking hats with the furry ear flaps. 7. Every once in a while, blurt out, "Did you catch that Leafs game last night?" 6. Ask, "Where's a fella find a decent order of seal blubber around these parts?" 5. When people start to catch on, hum a few bars of "O Canada! ". 4. If somebody accuses you of being an American, say, "I know I could stand to lose a few pounds, but I'm not that fat." 3. Remind everybody that July 1 is Canada Day, and that the Grey Cup is a football trophy, not a protective device worn in the geriatric ward. 2. If you get sick of all this Canadian stuff, switch countries and pretend to be a Swede. 1. And, finally, if somebody mentions President Bush, play dumb. Hey, it works for him. LMAO!!