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Politics : Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kerry -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: lorne who wrote (24641)	5/22/2004 3:41:19 PM
From: ChinuSFO	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 81568

Time for some humor. "President Bush planning for a quick exit from Iraq. He's doing that to avoid a quick exit from the White House." —Jay Leno "They asked President Bush why we didn't observe the Geneva convention and Bush said, 'That's easy, we weren't in Geneva. We're in Iraq.'" —Jay Leno "President Bush said today that the job situation looks good. Yeah, if you're John Kerry." —Jay Leno "John Kerry speaks French, but he tries to avoid it. So, if a reporter asks him questions in French he'll pretend like he doesn't understand. Bush, on the other hand, has the same problem with English." —David Letterman "According to some reports, U.S. forces bombed a wedding party in Iraq. Apparently President Bush thought it might have been a gay wedding." —Jay Leno "We had the first lady Laura Bush on the program, and we had Secret Service agents all over the place. See, these guys, they're all, like, 6 feet 2 inches. They wear suits. They stand there. They don't smile. It's like we've got a roomful of John Kerrys" —Jay Leno "The White House is now saying that they still do not have a timetable for when the U.S. will be out of Iraq. Although they hinted that it would be early in the Kerry administration." —David letterman "President Bush's approval rating is now at an all-time low. It is now lower than Dick Cheney's pulse rate." —Jay Leno "The Bush administration renewed its call for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. So I guess they feel the only time that guys should be on top of each other naked is in an Iraqi prison." —Jay Leno "Congress now says they are reviewing the sex videos, so at least we have the comfort of knowing they’re being reviewed by experts in this area." —Jay Leno