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Politics : Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kerry -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: ChinuSFO who wrote (25396)	5/25/2004 2:04:36 AM
From: stockman_scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 81568

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb? The answer is SEVEN: (1) One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced. (2) One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who asks questions about the light bulb. (3) One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb. (4) One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs. (5) One to get together with Vice President Cheney and award a one million dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton Industries for supplying a light bulb. (6) One to arrange a photo-op session showing Dubya changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag. (7) And finally one to explain to Dubya the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.