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Politics : Piffer Thread on Political Rantings and Ravings -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Alan Smithee who wrote (13897)	6/8/2004 10:24:40 AM
From: mph	Respond to of 14610

So, my other half just told me this joke: A preacher needed dental work and it turned out that dentures were the answer. The first Sunday after he received the dentures, his sermon lasted only for 5 minutes. The next Sunday, when his mouth was less sore, he was able to extend the sermon to 10 minutes. On the third Sunday, he spoke for over an hour and 30 minutes. On of his congregation asked him about the disparity in sermon length. "Well," said the preacher. "The last two Sundays my mouth was just too sore from the new dentures to allow me to speak for any length of time. However, this morning, I mistakenly inserted my wife's dentures and suddenly I couldn't stop talking............" _______________________ hmmm. Jokes like that deserve a disclaimer. Warning: May be hazardous to your health.